Dear Young Neighbor Below Us,
Thank you for your thoughtful letter regarding the noise levels from our toddler. It’s always a pleasure to receive personal correspondence, especially when it’s not a bill!
I must say, your three-page handwritten note was quite an endeavor. I apologize that we haven’t exchanged email addresses for more convenient communication. I appreciate your effort!
You mentioned that our baby’s cries startle you awake at 6:00 a.m. You haven’t managed to sleep in past that hour, even on weekends? Given that our little one often rises around 4:30, it seems we’re doing rather well in the volume department!
Your offer to assist us in selecting a “proper” carpet is appreciated, especially since you claim to be an interior designer. May I ask, what exactly qualifies as a “proper” carpet for enduring the joys of toddler life, including spills and messes?
Did I read correctly that you wish we’d take some toys outside? I can happily bring our toddler out to play “bang the toy” against your air conditioning unit. Fresh air is invigorating, almost as much as breakfast flying from a high chair!
You are correct that I introduced myself when you first moved in and remarked, “Let me know if we make too much noise.” It’s a bit like how your boyfriend assures you that you look fantastic in those pleather pants—right?
You can hear my “choo-choo” sounds while reading the train book? Just a reminder, the air vents work both ways in this building. And about your boyfriend—let’s just say, Sarah, who you might want to call less often, may not be telling you everything. You can trust me on that.
I noticed it seemed a bit tricky for you last Thursday morning as you balanced your green smoothie, coffee, and yoga bag while navigating in heels to your SUV. Your hair looked fabulous; mine, on the other hand, hadn’t been washed in days!
By the way, don’t forget to grab your West Elm package sitting by the front door. I’d hate for my son to “accidentally” jump on the fragile sticker.
Mail is a delight, isn’t it?
Warm Regards,
The Upstairs Mom
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In summary, navigating life with a toddler brings its own unique challenges, especially when it comes to noise. The joys and messes of parenting are universal, and communication is key for maintaining neighborly harmony.