When I hear the term “cleanse,” it conjures up images of beet juices and strange concoctions that make frequent bathroom visits a necessity. While I’m sure the aftereffects can be a refreshing experience, the thought of blending kale and spending most of my time in the restroom doesn’t sound appealing. Plus, let’s be real—Doritos are my guilty pleasure, and those definitely don’t make the detox menu.
But a taco cleanse? Now that’s something I can totally get behind.
We all know that adding “taco” to anything instantly elevates it. Just think—stuck with bland, boring chicken? Just toss it in a tortilla with some salsa and onions, and voilà! It’s a taco! Fish tacos have even convinced my kids to try seafood. Seriously, if you wrapped a pile of twigs in a tortilla, I’d probably give it a shot.
So, a taco cleanse sounds like the ultimate delicious plan to flush out all that buffalo cheese dip I indulged in last weekend. Let’s dive into the details.
As reported by the LA Times, “The Taco Cleanse” is a book authored by self-described “taco scientists”—and I never knew that was a career path I would want. The premise? A “tortilla-based diet” that promises to transform your life. The regimen entails consuming three meals a day for a month, with each meal being a vegan taco. Now, I’m not exactly vegan—this morning I almost added bacon to my coffee—but tacos… well, that’s a different story.
Before planning out your meals, the book introduces a “taco quiz” designed to unveil your taco-eater personality. You can identify as a taco purist, taco sentimentalist, taco adventurist, or taco contortionist. But what’s the term for someone who devours tacos with reckless abandon? Asking for a friend.
Once you’ve identified your taco persona, it’s time to explore the recipes. Some enticing options include jackfruit brisket, tempeh picadillo, and ion-charged refried beans. And drinks? How about variations on an avocado margarita and an agave margarita? Admittedly, these don’t sound like the tacos or margaritas I’m used to, but remember: this is a cleanse. We’re clearing out the excess fried cheese and alcohol. So, while traditional chorizo and jalapeño queso might be off the table, tortillas, refried beans, and guacamole are definitely in play. There’s hope yet!
The reviews on Amazon are largely favorable. With a title that combines both “taco” and “cleanse,” it’s clear that the book takes a lighthearted approach. One reader notes, “Every time you indulge in your preferred combination of tortillas and fillings, your chakras will shed toxins. Your aura will radiate with the glow of taco spices. You will find peace.” Another adds, “The book features a variety of vegan fillings for tacos, along with recipes for sauces and tortillas. The flavors are vibrant and fun to create. Cleanse? Not sure… but it will definitely change my life!”
If you’re someone who approaches cleanses with a serious mindset, this may not be for you. However, for those of us who consider pizza and beer as staple food groups, this taco cleanse sounds manageable. I had no idea there were so many ways to craft vegan tacos, and honestly, I’m intrigued enough to consider gifting this book for an upcoming holiday or birthday.
What’s the worst that could happen? I might just learn to whip up a bunch of new taco creations—sounds like a win to me!
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In summary, if you’re in the mood to explore a fun twist on the traditional cleanse, the taco cleanse could be the flavorful journey you never knew you needed.