The moment we’ve been waiting for has arrived — and it certainly didn’t take long. If you’ve been searching for whimsical products shaped like female anatomy, your quest is over! The internet has always been a treasure trove for quirky novelties, particularly when it comes to phallic designs. From pasta to stress balls, it seems we’ve seen it all. But when it comes to high-quality vagina-themed items, the options have been scarce. Thankfully, one innovative woman is stepping up to change that.
Meet Angela Bright
Angela Bright, a self-proclaimed glitter enthusiast, wants to add a touch of feminine flair to celebrations. Angela, who always keeps a stash of glitter handy (because who doesn’t need a little sparkle?), found herself surrounded by penis-themed items at her recent bachelorette party. In her own words, “Why are we surrounded by dicks when we should be celebrating our own bodies?” This inspiration led to the creation of Clitter, a delightful new product offering vagina-shaped confetti designed to honor the beautiful complexity of womanhood, including vaginas, breasts, and ovaries.
Shifting the Focus
Angela highlights on her Clitter Kickstarter page the need to shift the focus from phallic symbols to celebrating feminine anatomy. “We’ve seen enough penises in everything from architecture to weaponry,” she asserts. Clitter can serve multiple purposes: you can toss it in the air for a fun surprise, or use it to humorously “Clitter-bomb” friends who seem out of touch with feminine empowerment. Plus, as Angela says, every birthday party can benefit from a sprinkle of Clitter, as we all entered this world through vaginas.
Admiring Angela’s Creativity
It’s hard not to admire Angela’s audacity and creativity. Clitter has already surpassed its initial Kickstarter goal of $3,000, proving that there is a demand for fun, inclusive products. For a mere $8 contribution, you can snag a bag of Clitter along with a sticker — what a deal!
Future Aspirations
But Angela’s vision doesn’t stop here. She dreams of even more fabulous products: a mug shaped like a vagina for her morning coffee, challah bread twisted into ovaries, and a plush pillow shaped like a vagina to scream into when life gets overwhelming. As she puts it, “Let’s infuse more vagina-centric joy into our everyday lives.”
Shipping and Resources
Clitter is set to start shipping in April, and with the rising interest in products that celebrate femininity, it’s about time we embrace this movement. If you’re interested in exploring more about family planning and home insemination, check out this post on artificial insemination kits. And for those looking for comprehensive information on reproductive health, Healthline offers an excellent resource on in vitro fertilization.
Conclusion
In summary, Angela Bright’s Clitter is a fun and bold step towards celebrating female anatomy in a playful manner. With her successful Kickstarter campaign, she’s paving the way for more products that honor women’s bodies and their power.