As the holiday season approaches, it’s time to think outside the box for gifts that are both fun and unexpected. What better way to surprise that special someone than with a collection of ‘Star Wars’-themed adult toys? After all, nothing quite says “Happy Holidays” like a Death Star-themed ball gag.
This innovative lineup from Geeky Sex Toys, based in Brisbane, Australia, features a variety of adult toys inspired by beloved characters from the franchise. From vibrators and dildos to butt plugs and a six-piece bondage kit, these items are sure to add a playful twist to your intimate moments. Ever pondered what lies beneath Yoda’s robe? Well, it seems it’s a green, wrinkly, circumcised penis—who could have guessed?
Vibrators and Dildos
If traditional dildos aren’t your style, you’ll be pleased to find vibrators shaped like iconic figures such as Darth Vader, R2-D2, and the classic Stormtrooper. Each vibrator offers three speeds, allowing you to navigate your galaxy at your own pace. Plus, the removable heads make for easy cleanup, because nobody wants a dirty Obi-Wan.
Bondage Set and Accessories
In addition to these unique vibrators, the collection includes a Space Station ball gag for those who’ve been a tad naughty this year. For those seeking something a little more adventurous, the six-piece bondage set might catch your interest. This set comes complete with the aforementioned ball gag, a flogger, adjustable cuffs for wrists and ankles, a collar with a lead, and a masquerade mask. As the website cheekily notes, “when the force choking your partner just isn’t enough, it’s time to embrace the power of the Dark Side.”
LED Lightsaber Dildos
Looking for a brighter option? Check out the LED lightsaber dildos. Just be sure to keep these hidden from the kids—nothing kills the mood quite like watching your little ones duel with your adult toys. These dildos even come with batteries, so they’re ready to light up your intimate adventures.
C-3PO Anal Plug
And we can’t forget the C-3PO anal plug! According to the site, “this shiny chunk of space metal can be your perfect anal companion.” A unique addition to any collection, it’s hard to believe you’ve lived without it until now.
Order Before Christmas
For those of you outside Australia, it’s wise to place your orders by December 11th to guarantee delivery before Christmas. Your holiday stocking stuffers will definitely stand out this year!
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In summary, this ‘Star Wars’ adult toy collection offers a fun and cheeky way to spice up your holiday season. With a variety of options to choose from, you’re bound to find something that will ignite the passion in your relationship!