Once you enter the world of parenthood, the topic of poop becomes a daily staple of conversation. Yes, it’s true! As parents, we deal with it, we discuss it (yikes!), and we clean it up without hesitation.
The hilarious duo behind the popular Facebook page “Mom Life Unfiltered,” Mia Carter and Zoe Richards, recently shared a comedic video that perfectly encapsulates how poop infiltrates our everyday discussions once we become parents. It’s so relatable that you might just find yourself laughing through the awkwardness.
Carter humorously admits, “My partner acts like he’s oblivious to the fact that I poop.” Richards responds, “Mine knew right from the start that it was part of the deal.” This is just the beginning of what we can expect when it comes to casual conversations about bodily functions. I distinctly remember a time before marriage when I was more likely to endure an emergency room visit than to consider discussing my bathroom habits with my then-boyfriend. Fast forward to now, and we have full-blown conversations while I attend to nature’s call without a second thought.
Richards points out, “Before kids, talking about poop seems so taboo, but after they arrive, it’s all you can discuss. You forget there was ever anything inappropriate about it.” And she’s absolutely right! Who pooped today? Who hasn’t gone in a week? In the world of parenting, poop talk is inevitable, and it doesn’t stop with the kids.
The pair even discusses how, as parents, we begin to probe our friends about their bowel movements. “You might hear a coworker mention stomach pain, and suddenly you’re asking, ‘Did you poop today?’” Carter adds, “They’re shocked, but you’re just being practical!”
However, the bulk of these poop discussions revolves around our little ones. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been on the toilet, dealing with my own business, while also fixing a toy or opening a juice box,” Richards shares. It’s a juggling act that seldom allows for privacy. Just the other day, I found myself listening to my child’s birthday wish list while trying to enjoy a moment of peace. And trust me, those moments are fleeting! Richards estimates her bathroom breaks last about 11 minutes, usually in the morning rush to get the kids ready for school.
Meanwhile, guess who never seems to miss their bathroom break? “My partner would literally cry if he thought he had to forego his poop time,” Richards jokes. It’s true, dads often get to enjoy their time on the throne without interruption, while kids seem to have an uncanny ability to relieve themselves whenever and wherever they please. Carter humorously reminisces about that phase when toddlers stare you down, clearly in the act, yet adamantly deny it.
The bottom line? Once you embrace motherhood, poop becomes a central theme in your life, and honestly, it’s something we wouldn’t trade for anything. Although, a little less chatter about it wouldn’t hurt!
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Summary
Motherhood transforms conversations about bodily functions into a daily norm. From discussing toddlers’ poop habits to joking with friends about adult bathroom woes, poop becomes an inevitable topic for parents. While it may seem ridiculous, the reality is that this new narrative is one we embrace wholeheartedly—though perhaps a little less conversation about it wouldn’t hurt.