If you think you’ve had a bad date, wait until you hear this unbelievable story that has made its rounds on social media. It’s a cringe-worthy tale that perfectly encapsulates every dating nightmare imaginable. Let’s dive into this wild saga.
A man and woman went out for what they thought would be a delightful evening together. They enjoyed dinner and ended up back at the man’s apartment. However, the evening took a turn when the woman found herself in a rather precarious situation: she needed to use the restroom. Unfortunately, after her visit, the toilet decided to clog, leading to a series of unfortunate events.
Now, let’s pause for a moment. What would your reaction be in such a situation? If you were to say that you would retrieve the offending matter, wrap it up, and toss it out the window, then you’re not alone. The woman in this story did just that — and it only escalated from there.
She confided in her date, explaining, “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it wouldn’t flush. I panicked and threw it out the window.”
The man, understandably alarmed, shared his perspective on a GoFundMe page dedicated to fixing the window. “I suggested we go outside, bag it up, and pretend this never happened,” he wrote. However, due to the odd design of his apartment, the toilet window opened into a narrow gap, not directly outside. The wrapped mess ended up wedged in this awkward space.
The man posted a picture illustrating the bizarre situation. “The inside window opens at the top, into the gap separated from the garden by another non-opening window,” he explained. Given the circumstances, he decided they could break the window to remove the evidence. But his date had a different plan, believing she could reach in and retrieve the mess using the “inside-out bag” method.
After several attempts, she climbed in headfirst and miraculously bagged it up, only to call out for help getting back out. But here’s the twist: she got stuck. Upside down in a tiny gap, she found herself in a claustrophobic nightmare.
Concerned for her wellbeing after about 15 minutes, the man made the decision to call the fire department. Yes, he called in the professionals to help extricate his date from this absurd predicament — thus leading to the GoFundMe campaign for the broken window.
In a twist of fate, they decided to keep their identities anonymous, knowing that anyone who has been rescued from a poopy situation by firefighters would likely want to disappear from the public eye. If they manage to raise more than needed for the repairs, they plan to donate the surplus to charities focused on building toilets in developing regions, as well as a fund for the firefighters who helped them.
This story is a stark reminder that while dating can be filled with romantic moments, it can also lead to the most unexpected scenarios. For those interested, you can check out more about home insemination kits here or learn more about fertility treatments here.
In summary, this hilarious yet mortifying tale is one for the books. If you think your dating experience has been rough, just remember there are stories out there that take awkwardness to a whole new level.