I’m Over the ‘Cold-Shoulder’ Top Trend

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Once upon a time, back in the early 2000s (before kids entered my life), I had a keen interest in fashion. But then, my little bundles of joy arrived, and suddenly, my wardrobe became a canvas for boogers and chocolate hazelnut spread. For years, I felt like a walking napkin, neglecting my style in favor of practicality. My daily look was more “I’ve Given Up” than “fashion-forward.” But enough is enough! Now that my children are older and less prone to bodily fluids, I’ve decided it’s time to reclaim my fashion sense. It’s my moment to shine, and I’m aiming for “Wow, She’s Actually Dressed Up!” Join me as I navigate this path back to personal style.

To start fresh, I thought I’d add a few trendy pieces to my tired wardrobe. One trend that stood out to me was the cold-shoulder look. If you’ve been shopping or browsing online, you know that this spring and summer, it’s all about exposing those shoulders.

Let’s be real: if you have shoulders, you’re in luck! But if you don’t, well, fashion can be a tough game. Shoulders are apparently meant to be cold right now, and the cold-shoulder trend is everywhere. This style, characterized by off-the-shoulder or cut-out designs, has become ubiquitous. It’s like the fashion world declared, “Thou Shalt Not Cover Thy Shoulders.”

I saw this trend everywhere: on social media, in stores, and even on celebrities like Taylor who rocked it effortlessly. My warm, covered shoulders suddenly felt shameful. I, too, wanted to embrace the cold-shoulder movement!

Being the trend follower that I am, I rushed out to buy several off-the-shoulder tops the moment they went on sale. And I genuinely liked them! They have a romantic, alluring vibe that’s hard to resist. Plus, I have to admit, my shoulders and collarbone are currently my favorite features since they’re (thankfully) free of cellulite. The flowy sleeves are a bonus, allowing me to hide the parts I’m less fond of.

However, there are challenges with this style. Most cold-shoulder tops require a strapless bra, which is a nightmare for someone like me with a larger bust. It’s a constant struggle to keep everything in place, and I often find myself adjusting my bra, only to end up in an awkward situation by the end of the night.

Moreover, these tops have a knack for sliding out of position the moment you move your arms. Whether you’re reaching for the snacks hidden on the top shelf or waving at a graduation ceremony, you risk exposing more than you intended. It’s like the top has a mind of its own, constantly trying to strangle you while revealing your less-than-toned areas.

And let’s not forget the variations of this trend: from tops with shoulder cutouts to spaghetti strap styles that just scream “Mardi Gras.” I could easily DIY this look by cutting my old t-shirts, but I’m still searching for that ideal balance of style and comfort.

So, is the cold-shoulder trend still relevant? Will we be wearing shoulder-less sweaters come winter, or have we officially jumped the shark? If bleach-stained pajamas become fashionable, I’ll be the first to sport that look while I navigate this ever-changing landscape of fashion.

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In summary, while the cold-shoulder trend has its appeal, it also comes with its fair share of challenges. It’s a delicate balance between wanting to look stylish and dealing with the practicalities of life as a busy parent. As I continue to explore my wardrobe, I’m hopeful for trends that will embrace comfort as much as style.