Try Not To Laugh-Cry at These Karen Christmas Carols

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We Can’t Stop Laughing at These Karen Christmas Carols by Jamie Taylor

It’s that time of year again! A season filled with joy, warmth, and, of course, the infamous Karens unleashing their fury at the mall when they discover they can’t combine multiple coupons at the same store.

Recently on Late Night Laughs, the host welcomed an entire chorus of Karens to perform some beloved holiday classics, but with lyrics tailored for those who embody excessive entitlement.

Check out the charming Karen details in each woman’s ensemble: from the Starbucks cup and oversized tote to the wrist keychain and yellow-tinted sunglasses perched atop their highlighted hair, they perfectly captured the quintessential Karen aesthetic, making us feel just a tad self-aware.

Hilarious Song Parodies

And let’s talk about the hilarity of the songs!

“Jingle Bells” transforms into “Stop Filming Me.”
“We Wish You A Merry Christmas” morphs into “I Swear I’m Not Racist.”

We won’t ruin everything for you, but here’s a delightful snippet from their rendition of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”:

“Hark! The Karen angles sing / We did not do anything / We just want a refund for pants we bought in ’91 / If you give your boss a call / We will picket the whole mall / Just shut your mouth and take it / We spend a lot of money at Nordstrom Rack.”

And their cheeky version of “Deck the Halls” goes like this:

“Deck my Facebook wall with nonsense / Fa la la la la la la la la / This meme is fake but I’ll still spread it / Fa la la la la la la la la / The vaccine will give you rabies / Fa la la la la la la la la / Democrats like eating babies / Fa la la la la la la la la.”

Don’t miss their grand finale performance of “Carol of the Bells.”

This isn’t the first time Late Night Laughs has poked fun at Karens; previously, they had us in stitches with a parody line of Karen dolls for kids.

Reflecting on Entitlement

Karens have been making headlines for a while now. Who could forget the incident where a Karen called the cops on a Black family enjoying a barbecue, or another Karen who reported a Black bird watcher? While the skits are amusing, they serve as a reminder about the dangers of entitlement and privilege. We can’t truly achieve Peace on Earth until individuals like these understand their privilege and learn to be more considerate.

Anyway, we now have “I Swear I’m Not Racist” stuck in our heads, and honestly, we’re fine with that. It’s the most amusing holiday tune we’ve heard since that painfully relatable “Christmas Morning” SNL sketch where everyone receives amazing gifts, while mom just gets a robe.

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In summary, this holiday season, the humorous takes on classic Christmas carols by a chorus of Karens remind us that while laughter is important, it’s crucial to reflect on the underlying issues of entitlement and privilege in our society.

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