If you have a particular fondness for clowns, we’ve got some thrilling news for you. Prepare to be horrified—or maybe delighted—because a bizarre motel, known as the Clown Motel, is officially on the market for a cool $900,000. Situated in Tonopah, Nevada, conveniently located between Reno and Las Vegas, this establishment boasts a staggering collection of over 500 clowns, both vintage and contemporary, adorning its walls. Each room is decked out with clown-themed art, and some even feature clowns hovering above the beds. Honestly, I think I might just faint.
After 22 years of ownership, the current proprietor, Mike Johnson, has decided it’s time to hang up his clown shoes and pursue a more tranquil life. “I’m looking forward to fishing and enjoying my retirement,” Johnson shared in a video interview, which I couldn’t watch because, well, clowns. He insists that any potential buyer must maintain the motel’s quirky charm, meaning those creepy clowns aren’t going anywhere, and he’ll be keeping an eye on it. “I will miss the clowns and plan to pay them a visit,” he added. Great, that should give us all the comfort we need.
This motel could be the perfect retreat for that one friend who embraces their inner clown on the weekends (we all have one), or perhaps for anyone who prefers to escape reality entirely. And just to clarify, we all know that behind every clown mask is a regular person, right? Right?
The Clown Motel features 31 rooms, both smoking and non-smoking, and is conveniently located next to a cemetery because, why not? Each room comes equipped with two queen-sized beds (one for you and one for… the clowns?), ensuring a unique experience. Reviews from guests are as mixed as they come:
One enthusiastic guest proclaimed, “This killer motel met all my expectations! If you love clowns, it’s perfect! If you don’t, even better! With the cemetery next door and tales of hauntings, it’s a blast!”
Another review painted a slightly less flattering picture: “The motel was a unique experience. Despite the unsettling atmosphere, the area is filled with black cats and the staff wears clown pants!”
In a more lighthearted tone, someone noted, “This is a no-frills establishment, but the staff was fantastic. I came here during a filming of an adult movie, but thankfully that wasn’t happening when I arrived. Still not a fan of clowns.”
And then there’s the classic warning: “My mom told me never to stay at ‘The Clown Motel.’ At just $30 a night, we ignored her advice, and I regret it. If you’re not scared of clowns, you might be by the time you leave.”
So, whether you’re keen to embrace the clownish chaos or just looking for a good scare, this motel could be your next adventure. And if you’re interested in starting a family of your own, don’t forget to check out this guide on at-home insemination options, which can provide valuable insights for your journey. For more ideas about family planning, this resource on in vitro fertilisation is an excellent read.
In summary, if you’ve ever wanted to own a piece of eerie history, the Clown Motel might just be your ticket to nightmares and whimsical terror all wrapped into one!