Isn’t it frustrating to hear about “man caves” when, let’s be honest, every woman living with a man knows that the real sanctuary is the bathroom? It often feels like our partners have clocked in for a long shift, spending what seems like an eternity on the toilet, conveniently “taking care of business” while avoiding responsibilities like helping the kids with homework. But here’s some good news: that’s about to change.
Introducing the Toilet Timer, a clever solution to curb those excessive bathroom breaks. For just a one-time pledge of $17 on Kickstarter, you can help bring this ingenious product to life. The Toilet Timer features a humorous design of a man lounging on the toilet with his phone, serving as a reminder that it’s time to “Shit or get off the pot.” When the sand runs out, so does the excuse for lingering on the throne.
With a five-minute countdown, long bathroom retreats will be a thing of the past. No more 40-minute sessions where you’re left juggling dinner and the kids while he scrolls through Reddit or watches YouTube. Either he needs to go, or he doesn’t. It’s time to set some boundaries.
If your husband is anything like mine, you know that when he enters the bathroom with his phone or tablet, it’s going to be a while. If the time isn’t right for him, then he shouldn’t be sitting there for half an hour waiting for it to happen. It’s a matter of urgency—either go or get out.
This morning, for instance, I barely had time to pee for 90 seconds before my son was outside the door, wrapped in a blanket, demanding his breakfast. Meanwhile, my husband was blissfully snoozing. If moms tried to take 40-minute bathroom breaks, we would return to a house in disarray, children in distress, and chaos reigning supreme. As moms, we get maybe two minutes of peace before everything erupts.
Now, it’s time for the guys to face the same reality. They need to step it up and recognize that their extended bathroom visits are no longer acceptable. If you’re interested in related topics, check out our post on home insemination options, including the BabyMaker Home Intracervical Insemination Syringe Kit Combo. For more insights on pregnancy and home insemination, this Wikipedia page is an excellent resource.
In summary, the Toilet Timer is a game-changer for couples who are tired of the bathroom becoming a man’s refuge. It’s time to reclaim the home front, and this tool can help restore balance and sanity.