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You may not think of spiders as your favorite animal, but give these eight-legged creatures a chance! With about 38,000 species crawling around the globe (except Antarctica), it’s time to appreciate their humor. We’ve compiled a list of spider puns and jokes that will have you laughing out loud! Plus, check out our other animal jokes — from donkey jokes that will make you hee-haw to chicken jokes that might make you crow. After this, you might just agree that arachnids are the funniest critters of them all.
Top Spider Puns and Jokes
- Why did the guy return his new spider silk pants? They looked good, but the fly kept getting stuck.
- What do you get when you mix a spider and corn? Cobwebs.
- What do you call a secret agent spider? A spy-der.
- Why can’t spiders fly planes? They only know how to tailspin.
- What part of the computer does a spider use? The webcam.
- What do you call it when your house is crawling with spiders? A no-fly zone.
- What happens when a spider gets in your ear? It makes your head spin!
- Why did a man date a spider? His wife told him to take it out instead of squishing it.
- Why did the man name the big spider in his room Cotton Eye Joe? Because he had two questions: where did he come from, and where did he go?
- What do you call newly married spiders? Newlywebs.
…and the list goes on! You’ll find jokes about everything from spiders playing football at Webley Stadium to spider love triangles being tangled webs.
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