Once you catch a glimpse, you’ll never be able to look at it the same way again.
This summer, oversized pool floats are trending, with colorful unicorns and majestic swans gracing the waters of numerous pools, eagerly awaiting their moment to shine on Instagram. However, a new giant pool float has recently emerged that is, well, quite distinct from the typical offerings.
Originally shared on Reddit, this infamous float has captured the attention of social media, particularly after user Jessica Williams humorously pointed out the glaring absence of female input in the design discussions. If you’re not in stitches by now, you might just work for the marketing team behind this float. With its quilted texture and blue detailing (presumably for absorbency), the design bears a striking resemblance to the maxi pads many of us have kept at the bottom of our bags since middle school.
Reactions to this float have been nothing short of hilarious. Seriously, how did this product make its way to retail shelves? It’s almost hard to believe! Who among us can’t find a little humor in this?
Now, that’s a bulk buy we can all endorse! It might even serve as the perfect air mattress for Aunt Flo’s visit—talk about multifunctional!
For those skeptical about its existence, fear not. This float is available in stores and can even be found on Amazon. So if you’re feeling shy about revealing that time of the month, you can keep it a secret from your delivery person.
The Amazon reviews are pure gold, too—just wait until you read them! Can you imagine the company executives shaking their heads in disbelief?
One review describes a “hot red one-piece,” and we can’t help but chuckle. We can only picture the model on the packaging wondering, “What on earth am I doing lounging on a giant pad?” Any woman—or any man who shares a home with a menstruating woman—would instantly make the connection. But then again, considering that tampon and pad commercials still opt for that strange blue liquid instead of realistic period blood, who really knows what goes on in these design meetings?
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In summary, this pool float has sparked endless laughter, highlighting how design oversight can lead to unexpected—and hilarious—outcomes. If only the designers had consulted a few women before launching this product!