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As vaccines are rolled out and many states in the U.S. begin to open up, a wave of people is claiming they’ve been in strict quarantine for the entire year. Phrases like “I literally haven’t seen anyone outside my family since March 2020!” are becoming commonplace. Amy Schmidt takes a humorous jab at these claims in a recent video, pointing out that many have been living in “pandemic pods” that resemble small classrooms.
In her skit, Amy mimics the familiar refrain: “No, you don’t understand, I haven’t seen anyone in like, two years, this is my first time leaving my house.” She quickly contradicts herself, recalling a recent manicure and lamenting her isolation. “I was crying for someone to touch me because I haven’t left my house in at least a year, maybe nine months,” she quips.
When confronted about attending a child’s birthday party, she defends herself by saying, “Yes, but that’s a kid’s party and it’s just 26 people, that’s our pod.” Even when asked about a recent cruise, she insists, “We did go on a Carnival Cruise, but those people are in our pod, and honestly, I haven’t left my house.”
Fans found her observations hilariously relatable, with many sharing their own experiences of friends and family who would insist they’ve been isolated while actually engaging in various social activities throughout the year.
At the beginning of the pandemic, Amy and her family secluded themselves in a cottage on Martha’s Vineyard, where they even hosted a cooking show. While she enjoyed that experience, she has expressed a longing to return to stand-up comedy, voicing concerns about how shows will operate with social distancing and masks in place.
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Summary
Amy Schmidt humorously critiques those who claim to have been in strict quarantine throughout the pandemic, highlighting the contradictions in their statements. With a comedic take on the situation, she reflects on how people have navigated social interactions during this time, and fans relate to her observations.
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