From The Confessional: Exposing the “Karens” Among Us

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We all know someone who embodies the “Karen” stereotype: the loud, opinionated individual who often prioritizes their voice over others, embarrasses their children, and frequently displays ignorance or even racism. If your name happens to be Karen, don’t take offense; this isn’t about you unless you act like an entitled adult version of Regina George.

A “Karen” can be anyone, regardless of their actual name. For instance, if you call the police on kids running a lemonade stand because an eight-year-old lacks a “permit,” that’s Karen behavior. If you report a neighbor—who’s recovering from COVID and struggling with a yard full of kids—to the HOA because their lawn is a bit overgrown, you’re definitely a Karen. Or if you lie so your child can cut ahead in line for the cheerleading squad, you’re crossing the line into Karen territory.

And if you call the police on a Black individual simply existing in the same area—be it in a park, walking to their car, or standing on the sidewalk—you’ve reached the pinnacle of Karen-ness: being a racist Karen.

Chances are, you have a Karen in your life, whether it’s that distant cousin you try to avoid at family gatherings or the next-door neighbor who complains about your kids playing outside. The key is to ensure we don’t turn into one ourselves.

I ghosted you because you’re just a clueless, self-centered, entitled Karen who thinks that following trends equates to intelligence. Is that clear enough?

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Every time I hear complaints about younger generations being spoiled, I can’t help but laugh. In my customer service job, it’s overwhelmingly the 55+ crowd who are the rudest and most entitled. Seriously, Carol or Barbara, get a grip!

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I thought moving to the countryside meant escaping obnoxious neighbors, but then a city dweller moved in next door and constantly complains about the farms’ ANIMALS! Go back to your gated community, Karen!

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Karens are often rude, ignorant, and disrespectful to service workers, acting as if they deserve special treatment and complaining when things don’t go their way.

When I share the news about our adoption plans, I often get asked why we didn’t try the “old-fashioned” way. Well, Karen, it’s because all those options passed away. Just say “congratulations!” if someone tells you they’re adopting.

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I’ve worked in an office, from home, and as a stay-at-home mom. Working from home suits me best. Why does it matter what path someone else chooses? Find a life that works for you, Karen.

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I wish people would stop criticizing my decision to enroll my child in 3K this fall. She’s ready for school, and with both parents working, she’d be in daycare or school otherwise. Not everyone can just stop their lives to homeschool like you, Stay-at-Home Karen.

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Karens often meddle in matters that don’t concern them. They thrive on drama, showing no awareness of the saying “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”

After months of virtual learning, my kids returned to school today, and I cried tears of joy! Please, let’s not mess this up again—stay safe and wear your masks, Karen! I’m at my breaking point and desperately need this break.

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It’s only a matter of time before my mom goes viral as a “Karen refusing to wear a mask in a store.”

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I was screamed at for wearing a mask in the store. Am I bothering you by trying to keep my distance? If not, then shut up, Karen.

During the pandemic, a new breed of Karens emerged—anti-mask Karens. They yell at those wearing masks and throw tantrums over mask mandates, seeking attention on social media because they feel their “rights” are being trampled. No one cares if you don’t want to wear a mask to buy your wine, lady. You’re just embarrassing yourself.

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I dread family gatherings with my BIL and SIL! They are the most self-absorbed people ever, and my SIL is like a Karen on steroids. I can’t fake niceness anymore.

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My SIL is the most miserable person I’ve ever met—the epitome of a Karen. I hope my BIL wises up and divorces her so I don’t have to pretend to like her anymore.

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I mistakenly mentioned a future trip to my SIL, and she immediately shot it down, just like she does with everything else. She’s the queen of all Karens.

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For many of us, our in-laws are the biggest Karens of all. We dread family holidays because our “Karen” MIL or SIL will inevitably turn everything into a spectacle about them, draining the joy from every occasion.

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I recently deleted every Karen from my social media—it felt liberating! #nomoreKarens

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I just realized that one of my closest friends is a textbook Karen: rude to service workers, controlling, judgmental, and overly critical. How did I not see this before? Now that I know, I can’t stand her! Goodbye, Karen!

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Reflecting on my upbringing, I realized I was taught by a bunch of “Karens.” Now that I know what a “Karen” is, I’m certain of it.

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My mom always acted like a “Karen.” I was embarrassed as a child and now refuse to go out with her as an adult.

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My mother is such a Karen. Seriously, no one owes you anything, and not everyone is trying to deceive you.

The harsh truth is many of us have been raised by Karens—moms, aunts, teachers—and it’s up to us to break the cycle and teach our kids to be kind and considerate, understanding that the world is bigger than any one person.

Alas, Karens aren’t going anywhere. They’ve always existed, believing they’re entitled to more than others. But with social media at our fingertips, we can expose them when they mistreat service workers or call the cops on innocuous situations.

We may not be able to eliminate Karens, but we can make sure they’re known.

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