Parenting Insights
If there’s one thing that really gets under my skin, it’s the sound of a wailing child. Just the thought of it makes my stomach churn like expired milk. When kids are young, even the simplest situations can trigger an avalanche of piercing screams, and you’ll find yourself willing to do just about anything to calm them down. I mean, anything.
In moments of desperation, unconventional tactics often come into play. I’m not too proud to resort to bribery, deception, or, during my most frazzled times, the dreaded empty threats to restore some peace. It may not earn me any parenting awards, but sometimes, the end justifies the means.
Bribery and Bartering
This is truly one of the most effective strategies in your parenting toolkit. A well-timed bribe can work wonders. However, it’s wise to start with small incentives to maintain your bargaining power. If the little one has a sweet tooth, consider mini M&Ms or Hershey’s Kisses. If those don’t appeal, fruit snacks are usually a hit with most kids.
If the situation escalates, you may need to up the ante—offer a fun outing to the splash pad or a fro-yo dinner. Just remember, kids older than three have memories that can rival an elephant’s, so make sure your promises are realistic.
Also, cash can be an unexpected ally. I’ve yet to meet a child who wouldn’t jump at the chance of earning a dollar. “I’ll give you a dollar if you let your sister be” can work like a charm. Creativity is key in these moments.
Screen Time
Let’s be honest: screen time is a powerhouse tool. Regardless of your views on it, you’ll struggle to find a toddler who isn’t eager for a little screen interaction. It can diffuse nearly any tantrum in seconds—like magic. Need to change a diaper? Hand them your phone. Craving 20 minutes of silence? Hand over the tablet. You might not understand why they find joy in watching random kids crack open Easter eggs, but remember, it’s not about you. Embrace the technology!
Threats
This tactic works best when there’s an instigator, often an older sibling. The specific threat doesn’t matter as much, but letting it linger can be quite effective. For instance, “If you wake the baby up, we won’t be going to the park or getting ice cream later” can serve as a strong deterrent.
Sometimes, Just Give In
At times, the only way to escape the chaos is to just give the little one what they want. Whether it’s a toy another child has or screen time, negotiation is key (and bribery can help here too!). Hand over the phone, pop a lollipop in their mouth, or even offer your car keys if needed. In desperate situations, sometimes you just have to do whatever it takes to silence the cries before you reach your breaking point.
While we strive for boundaries and consistency, there are moments when we simply can’t endure another second of ear-splitting screams. We are, after all, only human.
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