If you’re looking for a unique pet challenge, consider adopting Prancer, a 2-year-old Chihuahua with a personality that’s as colorful as it is complicated. Described as a “neurotic dog who shows disdain for men and children,” Prancer is currently being fostered by a caring family in New Jersey.
Tyra Morgan, the foster caregiver, has shared an incredibly honest depiction of Prancer’s character on social media. “I have to believe there’s a perfect match for Prancer out there, as my family and I are running on empty,” she wrote, capturing the essence of this quirky little canine.
Prancer embodies the classic Chihuahua stereotype, split between 50% attitude and 50% anxiety. His backstory is quite the tale: he arrived at his foster home “overweight and draped in a cashmere sweater, with a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich tucked in his crate.” This is a clear sign that he was once pampered by an elderly owner who never socialized him, leading to his current fear of most humans and animals.
In his early days with Tyra, Prancer was so intimidated that he appeared to lack any distinct personality. “It sounds harsh, but I found him easier to manage during that period,” she noted. “At this point, he feels less like a dog and more like a haunted Victorian child.”
Prancer has a particular affinity for women, and Tyra humorously notes, “He dislikes men more than women do—so if you’re married, you might want to think twice about adopting him.”
While he may be a handful, Prancer does have redeeming qualities: he’s loyal, protective, and house-trained. However, he isn’t suited for homes with other animals or children. “If you have other pets, forget it! They won’t survive his antics,” Tyra warned. “And as for kids, I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue if he encountered one.”
What kind of home would suit Prancer best? According to Tyra, he would thrive with a single woman, a mother and daughter duo, or a loving lesbian couple. He also prefers a house over an apartment, as he has a tendency to bark at neighbors. When guests come over, it’s best to keep him away, just like you would a vacuum cleaner.
If you fit this special profile and think you can handle Prancer’s quirks, he’s available for adoption through the Second Chance Pet Adoption League.
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If you feel a connection with Prancer, don’t hesitate to reach out. After all, he’s just 2 years old and likely has another two decades of “spiteful charm” ahead of him!