Let’s be honest: no one ever tunes in to hear, “Monday! Monday! Monday!” It’s hard to find excitement for Mondays when they are synonymous with returning to work or school. After a weekend of relaxation, Monday brings a deluge of emails, endless meetings, and the dreaded question: “Did you think about that over the weekend?” No! I was busy trying to unwind! Mondays come with a hefty dose of pressure, which is why they often get a bad rap. But we can definitely lighten the mood with some laughter. Here are some Monday jokes to help you through this challenging day.
- Rolling out of bed on Mondays is easy, but getting off the floor? Much tougher!
- Did you know a day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours? Just like one Monday on Earth!
- Look at the bright side: at least Mondays only come once a week.
- When does Monday come before Sunday? In the dictionary!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monday. Go away!
- What annoys NFL players the most on Mondays? Monday morning quarterbacks.
- If Monday had a face, I would totally punch it.
- Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday, because Monday is just a weekday!
- Spending a seventh of your life on Mondays? What a waste!
- What do you call a Monday without Zoom meetings? Meetless Monday!
- The most depressing sound on a Monday? Alarm clocks!
- What do schoolchildren wish for on Sundays? A foot of snow by Monday!
- I like Tuesday because it’s the furthest from the next Monday.
- What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mourning.
- Why didn’t the skeleton laugh? He didn’t find the jokes humerus.
- A rainy Friday is better than a sunny Monday—fact!
- God must have given us Mondays to punish us for our weekend fun.
- What did the cyclops say on waking up Monday? “Eye just can’t go to work today!”
- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday—blink, and it’s Monday again!
- How do hens feel on Mondays? Eggs-hausted!
- Why did the cat skip school? He wasn’t feline well.
- Why did Boba Fett sleep through the week? He was a Mondaylorian.
- If every day is a gift, can I return Mondays?
- What does the executioner say Monday mornings? “Time to beheaded to work.”
- What’s worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the 16th!
- Which day are demons most drained? De-Monday, just like the rest of us.
- Mondays aren’t so bad; only 48 hours ago it was a sadder day.
- What’s worse than a Monday morning quarterback? Monday mornings!
- What do you call someone who’s happy on Mondays? Unemployed.
- On Monday, we kick off Diarrhea Awareness Week, running through Friday.
- What did the cashew say on Monday? “Monday always drives me nuts!”
- Why did the corrupt calendar go to jail at the start of the week? He was caught Monday laundering!
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