Raising teenagers can feel like an uphill battle, especially when it comes to connecting with them. As they grow older, it seems like they have a radar for how “uncool” we are. Those once-loved jokes that got giggles from toddlers now only bring eye rolls from the teens. But fear not! A well-timed joke can still bring a smile—or even a laugh—from your hard-to-impress adolescent.
Research suggests that while the brain is always evolving, a significant amount of development occurs during the teenage years, making them a complex and dynamic bunch. By granting them some independence and supporting their interests, you can foster a sense of trust that will pay off later in life. One way to bridge the gap? Share some funny jokes!
Here’s a collection of teen-approved humor to try out:
- What type of fighter doesn’t use fists? A food fighter!
- Some kids offered me $20 to hang out. Turns out it was just clique bait.
- How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
- How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
- What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes a detour? R2-Detour.
- What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
- What did the teen say upon entering school? “Ouch!”
- What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the high school girl only answer questions one, three, five, and seven? Because she literally can’t even.
- Why do pimples make terrible prisoners? They keep breaking out.
- What starts with E, ends with E, and contains just one letter? An envelope.
- I think my math teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.
- Have you heard the origin of the word “studying”? It’s from students-dying.
- What did the French teacher say? I don’t know; I couldn’t understand her!
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive—sorry.
- What do you call security outside Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy.
- How do Minecraft players celebrate? They throw block parties!
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? It has a silent pee.
- What do you call high school kids who have been out of school due to COVID? Quaranteens.
- Did you hear about the school kidnapping? It’s okay, he woke up.
- How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
- Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
- What do judges and English teachers have in common? Sentences—lots of them.
- Why can’t a T. rex clap? Because they’re extinct!
- My high school bully still takes my lunch money, but at least he makes great fries.
- If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands!
- What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks!
- Why did the student eat her homework? Her teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- How do you know you’re desperate for answers? You check the second page of Google.
- Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- What is red, orange, and full of disappointment? High school pizza.
- Five years ago, I asked my high school crush out; today, I asked her to marry me. Both times, she said no.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
- What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5? A headache!
- What do you call a 60-year-old who hasn’t hit puberty? A late boomer.
- What do you call U.S. college students out for a stroll? The walking debt.
- What’s a crocodile’s favorite app? Snap!
- What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost!
- What kind of key can never open a door? A monkey.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a potato? Mashed potatoes!
- What did the punching bag say to the boxer? “Hit me baby one more time!”
- What do you call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.
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Summary
Connecting with teens can be tough, but a collection of well-timed jokes can crack their tough exterior. This compilation of jokes is sure to get a laugh from even the hardest-to-impress adolescents. So give them a try and see if you can bring a smile to your teen’s face!
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