As the holiday season rolls around, I wanted to share a little update from our household. While my husband Jake and I are getting used to the chaos of remote learning, our little one, Zoe, is busy diving into her latest book series, and our son, Max, is repeatedly practicing his piano skills. Meanwhile, our youngest, Leo, has taken up a rather ambitious project: building a cardboard car that runs on imagination.
Now, let’s be real. Just surviving in 2020 feels like a badge of honor. I sincerely hope you’re managing to thrive too, even if it’s in a more chaotic sense. Remember when a parent bragged on social media about their children thriving through remote schooling? Yeah, I’ve printed that post out in color, and it’s currently my target practice in the backyard. It’s a form of meditation, really. I lost my contract with my agent, and now I’m a full-time remote learning supervisor for my kids.
Initially, I was worried about all the experiences my children are missing out on, but then I realized—what if they don’t have to deal with the scars from their early school years? So, I guess that’s a silver lining. Is it the same? Not quite. I do enjoy Zoom PTA meetings; they allow me to discreetly express my feelings to certain participants. My social media has gone quiet lately. My kids are only interested in crafting battle scenes and have turned our backyard into a dig site worthy of a movie.
On a brighter note, Jake received a promotion and now leads a team of seven. He’s really enjoying it, which has made me reflect on my own career—or lack thereof. I was writing grants for local non-profits, but those organizations are struggling to stay afloat. So, it’s time to let go of my Hamilton tickets and keep warm by the fire instead.
And just a heads up, if you send me any holiday letters bragging about your fabulous vacations or family photos, I might just pay you a visit with a little chaos of my own. But hey, I could really use some wine and a little relaxation.
Wishing you all a holiday season filled with a bit of joy, a lot of laughter, and a dash of reality! If you need to reach me, my new address is: 45 Just Let It Go Lane, I’m Over It, New Mexico 45673.
Take care,
Lily
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