These eye-catching feathered robes are the ultimate way to express your current state of mind.
In a bizarre twist reminiscent of Groundhog Day, countless individuals across the U.S. have spent much of this chaotic year mostly at home, often clad in what can charitably be called “loungewear.” Many are undoubtedly tired of their same old, worn-out leggings and faded t-shirts, and perhaps even on the brink of losing their sanity. I certainly fit that bill, which is why I’ve chosen to don a sheer, feathered robe for the remainder of this tumultuous year, channeling the glamorous ladies of ’80s soap operas. Why not? Nothing is holding me back, and my family should clearly understand my current mindset.
If you’re also weary of the sameness, why not spice up your routine by fetching the mail in a dramatic flair? Attend your child’s Zoom class with an aura of “I may have just committed a crime or hired someone to do it.” You’ve earned the right to be a little extra.
Transform into a hot topic among the throng of delivery people visiting your home, as you peer ominously through the window in your new attire. Are you a mysterious wealthy woman harboring dark secrets, or just an everyday mom who’s completely lost her grip?
Channel those major “descending the marble staircase to greet the police about my wealthy husband’s suspicious demise” vibes with this stunning purple robe. Or opt for classic black to really emphasize you’re a force to be reckoned with.
As the holiday season kicks in, you could even embody Frank Shirley’s wife from Christmas Vacation, a fur coat being optional, but highly recommended if you’re planning to rescue your kidnapped husband from his well-meaning yet deranged employee’s cousin in the freezing cold.
For expectant mothers, there’s a feathered robe style for you too. If you ever venture outside, do so in this stylish piece that conveys your mental state loudly while covering up those parts that might get you in trouble if revealed in public.
Boudoir by D’Lish
The world is your sheer, feathered oyster, darling. Shock your family and give the neighbors something to gossip about because, really, what else is there to do?
This article was originally published on November 23, 2020.
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This article humorously discusses the benefits of wearing a dramatic feathered robe as a way to express one’s current mental state during extended periods of staying at home. The author encourages readers to embrace their unique style and add flair to their daily routines, even in mundane tasks, while providing links to resources about home insemination and pregnancy.
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