For more than a decade, Modern Family has kept audiences laughing and crying. From the relatable squabbles between siblings to the often intricate dynamics of blended families, this beloved sitcom has given us a mirror to our own lives—showing the humor and occasional chaos of family. As we bid farewell to this iconic show, let’s turn our tears into laughter with some of our favorite quotes that capture the essence of the Tucker-Pritchett-Dunphy clan.
- Emma: “In Legally Blonde, Elle triumphed because she stayed true to herself and looked fabulous doing it.”
Chris: “Emma, this is life, not a blockbuster.” - “I’m courageous. Roller coasters? Bring them on. Horror films? I’ve watched Ghostbusters at least seven times. I often drive through neighborhoods that are just starting to gentrify. So yeah, I’m basically fearless… except when it comes to clowns.” –Chris
- “It’s clear, Mom, you use Halloween to show you have an edge. It’s like accountants who suddenly decide to ride a Harley.” –Mia
- “What’s more natural than having your mom’s tongue in your ear?” –Sofia
- “I came out in my mid-twenties. I had to come out to my dad three times before he finally got it. Maybe he was hoping I’d said, ‘Dad, I’m gray.’” –Lucas
- Rita: “These are supplies for the craft table. I’ve finally figured out what we’ll be making.”
Chris: “Kids bored?” - “With great attractiveness comes a lot of responsibility.” –Emma
- “In my culture, it’s considered extremely unlucky when your house burns down.” –Sofia
- “Get ready to feel like an old denim vest, because I’m about to dazzle you.” –Cameron
- “Once they phased out rotary phones, everything just went downhill.” –Jay
- “More than anything, I want my girls to stop bickering and grow closer. I want them to share clothes, do each other’s hair, and gossip about boys, just as I did with Lucas.” –Rita
- “You’ll never go broke feeding a rich person’s ego. Write that down.” –Manny
- “It’ll take more than that to spoil a morning that began with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.” –Chris
- “I always wanted a daughter to dress up in pretty clothes, do her hair, nails, and makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I dressed Manny like a girl and told everyone he was my daughter. Only a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his mind. When he found the photos, I told him it was his twin sister who passed away.” –Sofia
- “You’re destined to get into one of those elite schools, and sometimes you’ll come in second. Or fourth. Or maybe even tenth. But you’ll pick yourself up, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.” –Emma
- “I’m the cool dad. That’s my identity. I’m hip. I surf the internet. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?” –Chris
- Rita: “I was hoping we could have a little talk.”
Dylan: “Oh, so you want me to leave?”
Rita: “No, it’s the opposite.” - “You’re really judging me right now when you look like a comic book character at a convention?” –Mia
- “Well, technically this is your fault because we were worried our marriage was getting as dull as yours.” –Cameron
- “I’ve been thinking about moving out for a while now. There’s a line of ants headed toward my Halloween candy in my closet, and I don’t want to be around when they get sick of sweets.” –Luke
- “I love making films and I love romance. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it solo.” –Chris
- “Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.” –Lucas
- “Comfort isn’t everything. My toes have been numb since my Quinceañera.” –Sofia
- “That’s the fourth Hawaiian shirt he’s lost. I’m telling you, this is a Dateline story waiting to unfold!” –Jay
- Cameron: “There’s nothing we dislike more than being treated like women, okay? We don’t want to attend your baby shower, we don’t have a time of the month, and we don’t love pink.”
Lucas: “You love pink.”
Cameron: “No, pink loves me.” - Jay: “No, see, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So, people don’t get hurt.”
Chris: “Well, until you sweep too much under that rug. Then you end up with a lumpy rug… creating a tripping hazard… opening yourself up to lawsuits. You can really go a long time without blinking.” - “You’re impossible to shop for! You never want anything.”
Chris: “Um, things I desire: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that resemble rocks… I love my wife, but she’s not great at gifting. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but—oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t stop thinking of all the things I want.” - Manny: “I’ve tried everything to get her attention. Holding doors open, sending milk to her in the cafeteria. Nothing works.”
Jay: “Here’s the deal. Girls don’t go for all that romantic stuff. They prefer power and success, and since you lack both… you’re gonna be the funny guy.” - “I’m kind of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to dislike me.” –Cameron
- “Revenge is a dish best served cold. And even better two days later from a 24-ounce, microwave-safe, burp-sealed pack.” –Cameron
- “There’s a fish in nature that swims with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Lucas’s relationship with his mother and say, ‘That’s just wrong.’” –Cameron
- “We sent those adoption papers to Vietnam last summer! She said it could take up to nine months to get a baby. It’s inhumane!” –Cameron
- “I’m gonna share that with my next husband when we’re spending your money.” –Sofia
- “When you’re with me, you’re going to be yelled at many times.” –Sofia
- “Do you want to hear the guest list for tonight? So far it’s anger, betrayal, terror, and sadness. Congrats, Lucas, you filled the house!” –Cameron
- “I won ‘cutest baby’ at the 1974 Jasper County Fair. People said I could go Gerber.” –Cameron
- “I’ll admit it – I’m attracted to powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.” –Lucas
- “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Life will be like, ‘What?’” –Chris
- “I always felt sorry for people with emotionally distant fathers; turns out I’m one of them. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up as a stripper.” –Chris
- “Ugh! I need Instagram to show there’s still beauty in the world!” –Emma
- “I like the me I become when I’m with you.” –Emma
- “I’ve been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.” –Emma
- “Everything I touch turns into detention.” –Emma
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In summary, Modern Family has left us with a treasure trove of quotes that resonate with the ups and downs of family life. Each character brings a unique perspective that’s both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. As we say goodbye to this beloved show, let’s remember the lessons it taught us about love, acceptance, and the beautiful chaos of family.
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