Pandemics used to be the stuff of novels and history books, after which we’d return to our lattes and lackluster handwashing habits. Those carefree days are gone, my friends. Coronavirus is now the boss in town, and she’s not here to play nice. We’re in the midst of a global health emergency, and it’s crucial we adapt our behaviors immediately. With the news getting more alarming by the hour, let’s focus on a few practical tips to ease the anxiety instead of spiraling into panic.
Ease Off the Panic Buying
Have your kids ever tried quinoa? Mine won’t even touch a carrot, so stockpiling 900 cans of fancy beans is simply not going to happen. Please, just grab your fair share, and maybe toss a can of Trader Joe’s turkey chili (which is actually edible) into your cart instead of hoarding 75 rolls of toilet paper. Remember the elderly neighbor who has scoured seven stores for basic supplies? She’s risking her health just to find necessities. While it’s advisable to have a month’s worth of food for your family and pets, there’s no need to go overboard. Don’t forget to order prescriptions in advance, keep contact numbers for medical centers handy, and check in on vulnerable friends and family. These actions are far more beneficial than another pack of toilet paper. Seriously, no one ever fought off zombies for a stash of three-ply Charmin.
Master the Bow
I recently found myself at a school event where someone extended their hand to greet me, and I froze. I was hesitant to shake hands but didn’t want to seem rude. Guess what? Rudeness is the new chic! Bowing is now the preferred way to prevent the spread of germs. Elbow bumps, toe taps, or even a funky hip bump are all in vogue—just avoid physical contact, please. So, if I run into you again, be prepared for a bow! For now, I’m perfectly content with virtual hangouts, so watch me bow over FaceTime.
Turn Handwashing into a Dance Party
My kids are notorious for their lackluster handwashing. I often find myself sending them back to wash again. The only thing that seems to work? The Backstreet Boys! “I Want It That Way” is a fantastic tune to keep the washing going for a full 20 seconds. If you’re a fan of throwback hits like me, here are three more songs with catchy choruses that will help your family scrub away any trace of the virus:
- “Africa” by Toto – Teach your kids geography while stuck at home!
- “Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears – Good luck not singing or dancing to this one!
- “Raspberry Beret” by Prince – Perfect for those work-from-home days in comfy attire—just remember to cover your camera before those video calls!
Choose Facts Over Fear
It’s essential to take this seriously, folks. Think about the elderly and friends who may have underlying health conditions we’re unaware of. Our actions matter now more than ever. Let’s heed the advice of health experts, take precautions seriously, and for heaven’s sake, have a little fun brewing your homemade hand sanitizer (though soap is more effective). Oh, and let’s not forget to stay respectful towards others. PEACE OUT and stay safe, everyone!
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Summary:
In light of the ongoing pandemic, it’s vital to adapt our behaviors—shifting from panic buying to responsible purchasing, embracing non-contact greetings, making handwashing fun, and prioritizing facts over fear. By considering the needs of others and following expert advice, we can navigate this crisis together.
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