Remember the innocent days of childhood when playful banter ruled the playground? You might have been the target or the mastermind behind some clever wordplay that left everyone giggling. These quick-witted verbal pranks are timeless—they don’t require any props, just a clever arrangement of words and a willing participant. When the realization hits, the laughter and groans are sure to follow. Here are over 60 verbal pranks that will have you and your friends in stitches.
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- Ask someone to point to their head and say the abbreviation for “mountain.” (MT/empty)
- Have someone spell “pots” and then ask, “What do you do at a green light?” (Go)
- Ask a person to say “roast” ten times quickly, and then inquire, “What do you put in a toaster?” (Bread)
- Pose the question, “Whatcha eating under there?” (Underwear/under where)
- Tell someone, “I’m thinking about having updog for lunch.” When they ask, “What’s updog?” respond, “Nothing, what’s up with you?”
- Ask, “How do you fit an elephant into a subway?” If they say they don’t know, tell them, “You take the ‘s’ out of ‘sub’ and get the ‘f’ out of the way.” Expect a response of disbelief!
- Say, “I have a knock-knock joke, but you need to start it.” When they say, “Knock knock,” reply, “Who’s there?…”
- Spell out “ICUP.”
- Did you know that if you say “watermelon” slowly, it sounds like “gullible”?
- Ask someone which is correct: “The yolk of an egg is white,” or “the yolk of an egg are white.” (Spoiler: it’s yellow!)
- Request someone to pronounce the capital of Kentucky. They might say Loo-ee-ville or Loo-wiss-ville, but the answer is actually Frankfort.
- Have someone try to say “toy boat” rapidly several times. It’s a tongue-twister!
- Ask someone to say “white” ten times quickly, then ask what cows drink. They’ll likely say milk, but it’s actually water!
- If you say “raise up lights” in an Australian accent, it sounds like “razor blades.”
- Get someone to say “my dixie wrecked” out loud.
- Ask a series of arithmetic questions: “What’s 1+1? What’s 2+2? What’s 4+4? What’s 8+8?” Then ask them to name a vegetable. (They usually say carrot!)
- Pose the question, “How can a man go eight days without sleep?” (He sleeps at night.)
- Announce that you baked brownies, then present them with paper cutouts shaped like the letter “E.”
- Challenge someone to say “sofa king awesome” ten times fast.
- Call a bar and ask for Ivana Humpalott. (Classic prank!)
- Have someone say “Ice bank mice elf” out loud.
- Pretend someone’s hand smells like onions. When they go to check, gently boop their nose!
- Mimic everything someone says, just like a toddler would, and watch their reaction.
- Join in on a trivia night and use one of our clever team names.
- Play broken telephone with friends. Whisper a phrase and see how it morphs by the end!
- Ask someone to say “Ice Bank Mice Elf” repeatedly.
- Have a friend spell “eye” and then spell “cup.”
- Ask a friend to say “shop” ten times, then ask, “What do you do at a green light?” They’ll likely say “Stop,” but you’ll respond, “No, green means go!”
- Get someone to hold their tongue and repeat, “I was born on a pirate ship.”
- Challenge anyone to say “I eat mop who” ten times fast.
- Ask someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”
- Name the colors of these items quickly: snow, paper, clouds, chalk, wedding gown.
- Ask a guy to say “my dixie wrecked” ten times fast.
- Ask a girl to say “Jyna I have a va” ten times quickly.
- Pronounce, “I 1 2 ½ 6.”
- Tell someone to spell “i-HOP” and follow up with “ness.”
- Say “Alpha Kenny body” slowly.
- Try this: This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and only read the third word in each line.
- What did the pirate declare on his 80th birthday? “I’m 80!” (“Aye Matey”)
- What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable.
- Ask someone to say, “I won a math debate” out loud.
- What’s Erdogan’s favorite puzzle game? Pseudo-coup.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smell mop! Smell mop who? (Say it out loud to get the joke.)
- What’s the plural of compass? (Best said aloud!)
- What vehicle picks up the most chicks? A tractor!
- Ask, “What’s the second to last letter in the alphabet?” When they say “Y,” say it’s because you want to know!
- Say “beer can” out loud in a British accent; it sounds like “bacon” in a Jamaican accent.
- Ask a guy to say “nis I have no p” ten times quickly.
- Ask a girl to glance down and spell “attic.”
- Create a Facebook post advertising a Chewbacca Roar Contest, including a friend’s phone number to hear the Wookiee calls!
- Have someone say “SHOP” ten times. Then ask, “What do you do when you come to a green light?” They’ll respond with “STOP?” and you’ll say, “No, green means GO.”
- Pretend you’re on the phone, ask someone to jot down a name and address, and then spell “I.P. Freely.”
- Get someone to say Bea O’Problem ten times straight.
- Why does the ocean appear blue? Because the fishes go blu-blu-blu.
- A magician declared, “I will disappear on the count of three.” He counted: “Uno! Dos!” and poof—he vanished before a tres!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak, who?”
- How does the sun show its affection? With amore!
- While holding your hand in a cramp, say, “Wankers cramp! Get it?” When they say, “Oh yeah, I get it,” they probably don’t.
- What color are clouds? What color is snow? What color is Santa’s beard? Now ask, “What do cows drink?” (They might say white!)
- Noose Pay Perry Port (Newspaper report.)
- Pretty Shack Scent (In a British accent.)
- Abe Less Sing (A Blessing.)
- Ache Wrist Muck Air Hull (A Christmas Carol.)
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In summary, these verbal pranks are simple yet effective ways to bring laughter into any gathering. They’re sure to elicit both laughter and groans, making them a perfect addition to your repertoire of jokes.
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