If you’re searching for some laughter, the 2011 film “Bridesmaids” delivers with its uproarious moments and memorable quotes. Led by the brilliant Tara Johnson, the film showcases a group of hilariously dysfunctional women who embody the ups and downs of friendship. Whether you’re single, hitched, or somewhere in between, there’s a character in this comedy that you’ll find relatable. And let’s be honest, none of them have everything sorted out.
Here’s a collection of our top “Bridesmaids” quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Many of these laughs come from Tara’s character, Annie, and her rival, the fabulous Helen, played by Lisa Campbell, as they vie for Lillian’s affections. We also can’t forget the delightful antics of Officer Mark (played by Eric Park), the sweet Becca (played by Ellie Green), and the no-nonsense Rita (played by Janet Lee). And, of course, the unforgettable one-liners from Melissa McCarthy’s Megan keep the humor rolling.
So sit back and get ready to chuckle at these memorable moments from “Bridesmaids!” Just like Brynn would say, it’s “free of charge.”
Annie
- Woman on Plane: “I dreamed we crashed last night.” Annie: “Oh no!” Woman: “You were in it.” Annie: “What?”
- “Let’s get this party started!”
- “I once spent my 30th birthday in a bathtub.”
- “This is the first time I’ve seen you look less than perfect, and honestly, it’s a little refreshing.”
- Flight Attendant: “You have 3 seconds to return to your seat.” Annie: “You can’t expect anyone to move that fast. This is a setup for failure!”
- “Wow, this is a strict plane. Welcome to Germany! Auf Wiedersehen, Jerkface.”
- “Help me out here, I’m broke.”
- (mocking) “Hi, I’m Helen! You live in Milwaukee? Oh, my apologies. Have you met Lillian? She’s my best friend. I know we’ve only just met.”
Megan
- “He’s my brother and I love him, but honestly, he’s a total jerk.”
- “I need to use the restroom! Look away, LOOK AWAY! It’s like HOT LAVA!”
- “We should start a female fight club. We’ll surprise Lillian with a good old brawl!”
- “I’m glad he’s single because I plan to climb that like a tree.”
- “I hid a loaded gun in Dougie’s carry-on. The TSA will have a field day.”
- “Hey, not-Air Marshal John, wanna go back in that restroom and have some fun?”
- “Nope, I don’t bloat. It’s a gift.”
- “You feel that warmth? That’s from my undercarriage!”
Lillian
- “Why can’t you just be happy for me and gossip about me later like a normal person?”
- “What a bizarre group, and I couldn’t be prouder!”
- “I even got my, uh, backside bleached at the salon with her. And I love it!”
- “Teri, I don’t want to pick up your monkey lamps. Sorry, not sorry.”
- “I just took a dump in the street.”
- “Oh, did you let him sleep over… IN YOUR MOUTH? Annie!”
Helen
- “Do I look ugly?” (laughing and crying) “No way, I don’t look ugly at all.”
- “People ask me to help with weddings because I’m great at organizing parties.”
- “Join us for a Parisian brunch to celebrate Lillian’s wedding. Let’s shower her with love and gifts. RSVP, please. Yay!”
- “She can take my first-class seat. Everyone should experience it at least once, and I don’t want Annie to miss out just because she can’t pay.”
Officer Mark
- “You’re the maid of dishonor!”
- Annie: “He was my boyfriend, but he left when our business failed.” Officer Mark: “Seriously? What a loser. I’m glad I never tipped him.”
- “This is the kind of excitement that made me want to be a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment—it’s a rush!”
- “Hello, Helen. I’ve heard great things about you.”
- “Funny thing about brake lights: you’re supposed to have them.”
Rita
- “The other night, I slaved away making dinner, and my youngest said he wanted pizza. I said no, and he replied, ‘Mom, why don’t you go and screw yourself!’ He’s only nine!”
- “I snapped a blanket in half. You see where I’m going with this?”
- (to her kids) “Hey! Shut your filthy mouths!”
Becca
- “You smell like pine needles and have a face that shines like the sun!”
- Becca: “We went on a sweet honeymoon.” Annie: “Where?” Becca: “Disney World.”
- “I’m Becca. This is my husband. Sorry, but you don’t have one.”
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In summary, the film “Bridesmaids” is packed with hilarious quotes that perfectly capture the antics of friendship, rivalry, and the chaos surrounding wedding planning. You’re sure to find something that resonates with your own experiences.
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