I seriously contemplated having our officiant refer to us as Lady Sofia and Laird James during our wedding ceremony. After all, we are proud Scottish landowners. Sure, we only own a mere square foot of land in a charming hillside town near Edinburgh, but that’s just a detail! What truly matters is that we hold the title of landowners, a legacy that can be cherished for generations.
How It All Began
So, how did this whimsical idea of purchasing land come about? It all started with none other than Lord Scott Disick from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. In a particular episode, he embarks on a quest to earn the title of “Lord” during his visit to the UK. However, I discovered that becoming a Laird or a Lady is much easier than it seems.
In Scotland, anyone can proudly call themselves a Lady or Laird, but there’s a catch: you must own property there. During my time studying abroad in a quaint town outside Edinburgh, I was intrigued by the idea of becoming a Lady. I stumbled upon websites that allow people to purchase a square foot of land in Scotland, regardless of their nationality. For less than $15, you can officially become a landowner alongside your partner, if you wish to have both names on the certificate. It’s a deal too good to pass up!
Making the Purchase
Using the site Scottish Land Sales, I quickly completed the purchase online. My land pack arrived with everything I needed: a plot registration number, precise coordinates, a legal contract, a lairdship certificate, and even personalized Laird of Bandrum notepaper. Not only can you buy land as a gift, but it can also be passed down through generations. The only downside? You can’t build on your plot. I know, I know—you were probably dreaming of a cozy little cabin! However, by purchasing a square foot of land, you’re doing a good deed: these plots are all adjacent and protected from development, preserving a bit of Scotland’s beauty for future generations.
Visiting My Land
The best part? You can actually visit your land! Located near a golf course close to Dunfermline, it’s easily accessible by train and a couple of buses from Edinburgh, taking less than an hour.
I first visited our little piece of paradise back in July 2017 while studying abroad. Eager to share this unique experience with my then-boyfriend, now-husband, I took my first-ever Uber ride from Edinburgh to Dunfermline. Nervous but excited, I used the coordinates from Google Maps to guide me.
Upon arriving at the golf course pub, I ordered an Irn Bru, Scotland’s beloved soda. When I eventually revealed my purpose for being there, the bartender seemed familiar with the land plots. A nearby patron even chimed in, “You want to be a Lady, aye?” (In your dreams, buddy!). The staff was incredibly helpful, and one of the managers even escorted me to the path leading to my land.
The golf course staff was welcoming, minus the creepy guy, and went above and beyond to assist me. As I climbed the hill, the weather turned typical Scottish; rain started pouring, forcing me to seek shelter under a tree. But just as quickly as it came, the rain ceased, and the sun broke through.
I continued my trek and soon found my plot, a surreal experience that few get to enjoy. The breathtaking views of the Forth Bridge, the William Wallace Monument, and the Edinburgh skyline made the $100 Uber fare worthwhile. I snapped some photos and began my journey back. Although I was warned about the lack of Uber options, I managed to find a taxi willing to take me back, costing more than the land itself, but the memories were priceless.
Returning for Our Honeymoon
Fast forward to August of this year when we returned to Scotland for our honeymoon. I was excited to share this experience with my husband. We navigated the train and bus routes to reach our land, but we accidentally got off a stop too early, adding a mile-long walk in soggy conditions. Once we arrived at the pub, it felt like coming home. I ordered my Irn Bru again, and the bartender could see we weren’t there to golf. I felt slightly awkward explaining our visit, but the manager was thrilled to learn about our special connection to the area.
Reaching our land, everything remained as I remembered: the fresh air, lush greenery, and stunning views were just as captivating. Sharing this moment with my husband, recreating those cherished memories, made me feel incredibly lucky.
A Unique Gift Idea
So, if you’re searching for a thoughtful gift for a special occasion, consider gifting a plot of land in Scotland. It’s not just about owning a small patch of grass; it’s about creating a lasting legacy for your family. Plus, you’re helping to preserve a piece of the Earth in the process! For more insights on this topic, be sure to check out this blog post.
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Conclusion
In summary, my journey from reality TV inspiration to becoming a proud Scottish landowner has been an adventure filled with memorable experiences. Whether you’re looking for a unique gift or a way to preserve a slice of nature, owning a piece of land in Scotland might just be the perfect option.
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