Attention all Harry Potter enthusiasts with a penchant for cheeky humor! If you appreciate a good curse word (the naughty kind, not the spell-casting variety), then you’ll want to check out these candles from an Etsy shop called Sugar and Geek. These delightful creations are perfect for Potterheads whose language might make Aunt Petunia gasp.
Each candle in this collection is designed to represent one of the four Hogwarts Houses and features scents that evoke the essence of their respective common rooms. With a little bit of profanity that would have Professor McGonagall reaching for her wand in shock, these candles are a must-have for those who love to mix a little mischief with their magic.
While many of these candles are flying off the shelves, here’s what’s still available at the time of writing (Sugar and Geek, if you’re listening, we need more!).
I Don’t Give a Gryffin-Damn
First up is the “I Don’t Give a Gryffin-Damn” candle, boasting a fiery red hue reminiscent of Gryffindor’s Quidditch team. The scent is an enchanting blend of apple, mint leaves, Canadian fir, eucalyptus, clove, and a crackling wood fireplace that feels just like home — if home were a wizarding den.
I Don’t Give a Raven-Crap
Next, we have the “I Don’t Give a Raven-Crap” candle, adorned in a stunning cobalt blue. This one captures the essence of Ravenclaw with its notes of apple, mahogany, cedarwood, and vanilla, perfectly embodying the scholarly vibe of the house.
However, if your Hogwarts affiliation is with Slytherin or Hufflepuff, you might be out of luck, as those candles have already sold out. Keep an eye out for the “I Don’t Give a Slyther-Shit” candle, which is a lush Slytherin green and features a clean, citrusy scent with notes of lavender, jasmine, moss, wood, and lily of the valley.
And let’s not forget the first to sell out: the “I Don’t Give a Huffle-Fuck” candle. In a cheerful yellow, it offers a delightful aroma of creamy vanilla and buttery sugar cookies, just as you’d expect from Hufflepuff.
If you’re eager to snag some Harry Potter-inspired candles but find your house’s selection sold out, don’t despair. Sugar and Geek also offers other whimsical options, like butterbeer candles that smell deliciously of butterscotch, cookies, and cream. They even have a unique trio set of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans candles, with one jelly bean scent and two mystery fragrances, ensuring a surprise with every light.
These candles would pair perfectly with your fancy Harry Potter dinnerware at your next Great Hall-inspired gathering.
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Summary
Sugar and Geek’s Harry Potter candles combine humor and fandom with delightful scents reflecting Hogwarts Houses. Featuring cheeky names and aromatic profiles, they’re perfect for any Potterhead with a naughty side. Keep an eye out for restocks and explore other magical candle options!
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