Who wouldn’t want to light up their space with a candle that captures, well, the scent of a vagina? Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand, Goop, is known for its unusual product offerings, and now it has taken it up a notch by introducing a candle that promises to fill your home with the essence of femininity.
Currently available for $75, the candle is cheekily named “This Smells Like My Vagina.” But what exactly does that mean? According to Paltrow, the fragrance features a delightful mix of geranium, zesty bergamot, cedar absolutes, Damask rose, and ambrette seed, evoking feelings of allure, seduction, and refined warmth.
The idea for this whimsical candle reportedly started as a playful comment during a collaboration with perfumer Douglas Little while they were experimenting with various scents. Paltrow jokingly remarked, “Uhhh… this smells like a vagina.” While they decided that a vagina-scented perfume might not be a market hit, they believed a candle could be a fun novelty. After a test run at the In Goop Health summit, the candle sold out within hours, and it seems its popularity continues online.
If you’ve browsed Goop’s online store, you’ll know it caters to a high-end clientele. From $250 baby Louboutins for the tiny trendsetters to $65 quartz eggs designed for internal use, the offerings are as extravagant as they are eccentric. This candle could make for a hilarious gift for that friend with a great sense of humor or a quirky addition to a white elephant gift exchange. Just keep in mind, to let your room smell like a vagina, you’ll need to shell out $75.
Paltrow has long been an advocate for all things related to femininity. She even endorsed vaginal steaming after experiencing it herself, saying, “The first time I tried V-steaming, I was like, this is insane… But then I was like, ‘This is so great.’” With such a commitment to exploring unique wellness practices, it’s no surprise she’s launching a six-episode Netflix series called The Goop Lab, set to premiere on January 24. This series will follow Paltrow and her team as they delve into health treatments around the world.
Regardless of your opinions on Paltrow or Goop, the humor in this candle is undeniable. I’m already making a list of who will be getting one of these quirky gifts!
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In summary, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has introduced a candle that humorously captures the essence of femininity, blending unique scents to create a conversation starter for anyone daring enough to light it. This product reflects the playful yet high-end nature of the Goop brand, appealing to those who appreciate both humor and novelty in their home decor.
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