By: Jenna Lawson
Updated: Oct. 12, 2020
Originally Published: Dec. 30, 2019
As we usher in the New Year, it’s that time again when many of us make grand resolutions—maybe you plan to save for that dream vacation, declutter your home, donate to charity, prioritize fitness, or reconnect with old friends. Perhaps you’ll finally tackle those neglected chores like cleaning the baseboards or pressure washing the siding. You might even vow to chat less and smile more.
But let’s be honest: a lot of us just don’t care about those lofty goals. We need resolutions that resonate with real life, tailored for the laid-back folks who aren’t committed to maintaining that gym membership. We want achievable goals—ones that parents can realistically accomplish. Here’s a list of resolutions designed for the more grounded among us.
1. Conquer the Cup Chaos
You know the scene: your kids leave a trail of half-full cups wherever they go. A cup of juice here, a cup of water there—soon, you’re drowning in a sea of plastic. This year, resolve to enforce a “one cup per child per day” rule. And make sure they put it in the sink before bedtime.
2. Tame the Stuffed Animal Invasion
Your child’s room resembles a stuffie battleground, and it’s time to take back control. When they aren’t looking, sneak in and remove the stuffed animals they’ve outgrown. You know the ones—the ones collecting dust. Be firm. You don’t need that cute mammoth taking over your living space.
3. Stop Treating Target Like a Playground
Yes, wandering the aisles can be fun, especially with all those clearance deals. But guess what? You’ll save even more money by skipping the trip altogether. Explore parks, museums, or even nature trails instead. Trust me; you can grab that Starbucks on the way!
4. Declutter the Junk Drawer
Dive into that mysterious junk drawer and prepare to unearth treasures: birthday candles, dead batteries, and who knows what else. You’ll toss most of it, but the satisfaction of a cleaner space is worth it. Just be sure to do this after the kids are asleep; they’ll only get in the way!
5. Stop Leaving Trash in Your Car
Let’s face it—you’re guilty of tossing wrappers and other junk on the floor of your car. Make a commitment to stop that habit. Your car will thank you.
6. No More Living Out of Laundry Baskets
This year, resolve to fold your clothes and put them away. It’s a small act that can make a big difference in how you feel about your space. You’ve got this!
7. Update Your Makeup Collection
If your mascara is older than your child, it’s time for an upgrade. Every makeup product has an expiration date—don’t ignore it! Replace the old stuff so you don’t end up with an eye infection.
8. Occasionally Ditch the Yoga Pants
Make it a goal to wear something other than yoga pants or leggings once in a while. It doesn’t have to be fancy, but a change from your usual look can feel refreshing.
9. Purge Your Purse
Seriously, do you need that crumpled Target receipt from three years ago? Clean out your purse regularly to keep it organized and manageable.
10. Let Go of Some Artwork
You can part with some of your child’s art without guilt. Keep a few special pieces and let the rest go. It’s not a loss—it’s just a blop of paint on paper.
11. Embrace Your Resting Face
And finally, if you have a natural resting face that says “leave me alone,” own it! Make a resolution to unapologetically shout “Oh, come on!” to anyone who comments on it. You don’t owe the world a smile unless you feel like giving one.
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In summary, these resolutions are all about keeping it real and manageable. Embrace small changes that can lead to a more organized home and a bit of sanity amidst the chaos of parenting. And if you’re diving into the world of home insemination, consider looking into this authority on the topic. For more information on related topics, WebMD offers excellent resources.
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