For as long as I can remember, I’ve taken on the monumental task of preparing extravagant Thanksgiving dinners. I’ve hosted countless gatherings, often partnering with friends and family to share the load. As someone who prides herself on being the “Pinterest Queen,” I’ve spent late nights crafting elaborate decorations and unique dishes, only to find myself exhausted and overwhelmed. Each year, I end up pouring money into obscure ingredients for innovative recipes, leaving me with random items like that bottle of sumac in my spice cabinet. From curried Brussels sprouts to macerated cranberries, I’ve juggled multiple dishes, all while trying not to burn the pine nuts for my sweet potato custard. And every time, I ask myself – why do I go to such lengths?
It’s hard to recall a Thanksgiving that hasn’t left me utterly drained and financially strained. It’s no surprise that post-holiday, I often fall victim to a nasty cold or worse. This year, I decided enough is enough. This Thanksgiving, I’m dining out, and I couldn’t be more thrilled about it.
In the past, I would have scoffed at the idea of enjoying a meal at a restaurant on such a family-centric holiday. I believed that being home was integral to the spirit of Thanksgiving. However, after reflecting during a bout of bronchitis last December, I realized I deserve to enjoy the holiday too! I love cooking, but I’ve been acting more like a professional caterer than a grateful participant. The unrealistic expectations I set for myself about how Thanksgiving should unfold never materialized because I was too worn out and irritable to enjoy it.
This year, I’m eagerly anticipating my restaurant meal. I look forward to kicking back, relaxing, and letting someone else do the cooking for a change. No more frantic trips to the grocery store or wrestling with crowds. Instead, I’ll be indulging in my favorite Thanksgiving movie, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, without the stress of burnt marshmallows to clean up. Interestingly, I’ve realized that dining out will actually save me money compared to the hundreds I usually spend on a single meal. I plan to use those savings on a nice outfit or even treat myself to a manicure, since I won’t be stuck washing dishes for a crowd.
I won’t miss Uncle Jerry’s questionable casseroles or Aunt Barb’s gelatin molds. And honestly, I’m not the biggest fan of turkey. Who knows? I might even break tradition and order fish just to spice things up. Plus, escaping family politics is another perk of dining out. I want to savor my mashed potatoes without the tension of arguments about immigration or politics ruining the atmosphere. Instead, I’ll enjoy my meal with a glass of crisp sauvignon blanc, free from family drama.
Thanksgiving is about gratitude, and this year, I’m most thankful for the opportunity to celebrate the holiday on my own terms. By stepping back from the chaos, the stress, and the family dynamics, I can finally be present and enjoy the day. If you’re looking for more insights about family and holiday dynamics, check out this related post on homeinsemination.gay.
In conclusion, embracing a restaurant Thanksgiving will help me reclaim the joy of the holiday while sidestepping unnecessary stress. Here’s to a new way of celebrating!
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