As a mom of two sets of twins, each three years apart, I’ve always found it challenging to ask for help, especially during those early days with my newborns. While I probably should have embraced the assistance offered to me, I cherished those quiet moments alone with my babies. Maybe I subconsciously saved up all those “can I ask you for a favor?” cards for the whirlwind of teenage years ahead. Because soon, I’ll be facing the reality of having four teenagers at once—and I’m not sure I’m ready for it. Seriously, send help!
For those moms out there juggling multiple teenage girls, I’m curious—does Starbucks have a magical brew that can alleviate the chaos of “three teenagers and a moody mom dealing with PMS”? If it does, please, I need someone to grab me a cup so I can avoid real pants and actual people. It’s common knowledge that a PMS-ing mom has a strong aversion to both. If coffee isn’t the solution, maybe a Moscato fountain will do the trick. And let’s not forget a hefty supply of menstrual products and chocolate. I need it—like, right now.
And then there’s my son. I have to admit, I am completely clueless about teenage boys. When his voice starts to crack, should I lovingly address it, tease him, or pretend I didn’t just hear a dolphin sound? Just thinking about it makes me sweat. HELP! What on earth do I do with a teenage boy?
Communicating with someone who seems to express themselves in grunts or dramatic sighs is another challenge altogether. For instance, when I ask, “How was your day, sweetheart?” I often get a response that sounds like a frustrated huff followed by, “Mehhhh, I dunno.” Really? You “dunno”? As if you’re just a robot going through the motions? How odd.
But when I step back and look at the bigger picture of teenage life, I realize that poor attitudes are low on my list of concerns. I was once a teenager with a bad attitude myself, and I completely understand how that story unfolds. However, being a passenger while my teen takes the wheel is a whole new level of terrifying.
As someone prone to anxiety, I often find myself nitpicking during car rides with my husband. I know it’s annoying, but I can’t help it! When a semi-truck approaches, I involuntarily brace myself, convinced we’re about to have a head-on collision. And while I know my fears are irrational, the instinct to yell, “LOOK OUT!” is strong.
I can only imagine how my children will react to my driving antics, probably exclaiming, “MOM, chill out!” followed by an eye-roll. I’m genuinely worried about what the future holds. But, truthfully, I may be more concerned for them than for myself.
Eventually, my kids won’t rely on me as their everything. They’ll have friends and interests outside of our family unit, and that thought is bittersweet. While I navigate the tantrums and joys of their younger years, I know that the teenage phase will bring its own challenges. I won’t predict what lies ahead, but I know I’ll need the support I didn’t seek out in the past.
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In summary, while parenting small children is often considered the toughest phase, every stage has its complexities. The teen years promise to be a challenge, but I’m ready to embrace the chaos with open arms (and a bit of coffee).
Keyphrase: preparing for teenage years
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