The world is a truly bizarre yet fascinating place, isn’t it? We can now indulge in entire bags of just pink Starbursts—no more wasting taste buds on those dreadful yellow ones. There are magical mermaid swim classes for mothers and daughters, yoga sessions alongside goats, and unicorn-themed everything. What a wild time to be alive, right?!
However, despite the joys of unique fashion like penis leggings and Ludacris rapping “Llama, Llama” (which I could honestly listen to on repeat), the world has become increasingly absurd. I typically pride myself on being a live-and-let-live kind of person, but sweet baby Moses, the madness is real! I’ve found myself cursing way more often these days because sometimes there just aren’t any other words that suffice. Seriously, what in the world is happening? Here are a few things that have me shaking my head, saying WTF, and using far too many expletives.
1. Fashion Nonsense
I’ll admit I’ve never been a trendsetter, and high fashion has always baffled me. But lately, I’ve been scratching my head more than ever—especially with what’s happening at Nordstrom. Once my favorite spot for killer shoes and dresses, it’s now a source of constant confusion. First, we had the infamous clear-knee jeans (seriously, how can you even?), then the $1,200 sock sandals (who even thought that was reasonable?), and now they’re selling jeans with fake mud for $425. Because nothing says sophistication like faux dirty jeans. And let’s not forget when a Nordstrom employee shamed a mom for breastfeeding in the bathroom. Come on, Nordstrom, you can do better!
2. What Happened to HGTV?
I adore a good home renovation show just as much as anyone else. Who doesn’t enjoy watching a little demolition followed by a stunning rebuild? But recently, I can’t help but question what’s going on at HGTV. Whether it’s a family of seven searching for a tiny house on wheels or a couple selling homemade granola while looking for a beachfront property for nearly a million dollars, it’s getting out of hand. Even Joanna Gaines, the queen of shabby chic, is selling $90 throw pillows. Seriously, HGTV, you’re clearly intoxicated.
3. Absurdity Everywhere
Rubbish, nonsense, and sheer dumbness seem to be rampant these days. I strive to maintain a positive outlook on humanity, but it’s becoming increasingly difficult. I can’t turn on the news without feeling overwhelmed. Comment sections online are like a cesspool of negativity, and social media is filled with #humblebrags, fake news, and multi-level marketing schemes promising to help me get fit. It’s hard to keep my sanity intact and avoid the “people suck” mindset. #hastheworldgonefreakingmad
4. The “All Lives Matter” Crowd
No. Just no. If you’re unsure why this perspective is problematic, I encourage you to do some reading. Until black individuals live without fear in their daily lives when encountering the police, it’s clear some lives matter more than others. That’s just unacceptable, and we must do better.
5. All the Isms
This is 2023, folks. I’ll say it plainly: HELL NO. No defense for this nonsense, just stop it right now.
6. Bizarre Kid Trends
Bottle flipping, homemade slime, fidget spinners—what is happening?! While these trends are harmless compared to serious issues, my patience is wearing thin. I can’t handle another bottle flip or cleaning up goo off the counters. (Although, I’ll admit, fidget spinners are oddly therapeutic.)
7. Commenters Who Skip Reading
Listen up, if you’re starting your comment with “I didn’t read the article, but…” just save it. If you’re going to jump on your soapbox, I might just have to respond with “I’m sorry, I didn’t read your comment, but you’re a jerk.” Let’s chant together: “Read, then comment!”
8. The Former President
Enough said. Let loose with your thoughts here.
9. Liars Everywhere
My mother used to say I was “honest as the ace of spades,” and I have a low tolerance for dishonesty. I can sniff out inauthenticity from a mile away, and it’s a smell I refuse to tolerate.
10. Pearl Clutchers
I’m utterly baffled by those who navigate the challenges of parenting and life without resorting to expletives. While I don’t mock your use of “fiddlesticks” or “fudge-nugget,” please don’t tell me to “talk like a lady” or “watch my language.” I’m an adult, thank you very much.
How else could we cope with the frustrations of life without a few solid “WHAT THE HECKs” and a healthy “FORGET THIS” every now and then? It’s become a crucial part of stress management!
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In summary, the world is a wild place, and while some things are simply ridiculous, laughter and a good curse word or two can help us cope with the madness.