Make this summer unforgettable with your very own motorized pool float! With winter dragging on longer than ever, I stepped outside yesterday—mind you, it’s almost mid-April—and the bitter cold hit me like a ton of bricks. I’m seriously considering fleeing this never-ending winter nightmare, and the only thing keeping my spirits up is the thought of gliding around the community pool in a motorized float like a total boss.
Oh yes, it exists. And it’s absolutely fabulous!
This over-the-top summer accessory is available on (where else?) Amazon. While it may be a bit on the pricey side, once you catch a glimpse of it, you’ll understand why it’s worth every penny. Just take a look at it!
Yes, it features dual controllers and real motors. While it won’t whisk you away to a secluded island when the kids start driving you crazy, it’s perfect for both pools and lakes—talk about a win! Check out this handy video that demonstrates just how easy it is to assemble and operate.
Important Details
Here are a few important details: it comes with cup holders, supports up to 300 pounds (which is perfect for giving your kids a swift ride to a much-needed timeout), and is designed with safety grills covering the motors. And don’t worry, the motors aren’t filled with oil or anything dangerous; they’re essentially just fans. However, it’s still wise to supervise your little ones while they’re using it—you know, because you’re the adult and all. LOL.
Imagine the fun! You can zip from a chilly shaded spot to a warm sunny oasis in seconds. You can speed over to the side where the adults are serving refreshing drinks and grab a much-needed refill. Plus, if your kids are misbehaving, you can quickly swoop in and take charge thanks to its impressive 360-degree maneuverability. Picture yourself as the Paul Blart of the pool!
Alternative Options
Still not convinced about splurging on a $200 mini motorboat for your pool? No worries! The internet offers a variety of classic pool floats that simply drift along with the breeze. Did we say classic? We meant utterly adorable!
Take, for instance, this charming rainbow unicorn float. Just looking at it makes us feel more magical!
Or why not transform every night into Taco Tuesday with this fun float? Look at how thrilled this woman is—she just needs some guac to complete the vibe.
Just grab a pitcher of margaritas (and perhaps a poolside nanny for some well-deserved relaxation) and you’ll be set for the summer!
More Creative Ideas
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In summary, a motorized pool float can transform your summer into an adventure, helping you escape the winter blues and enjoy family time in a fun, engaging way!
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