Hey there,
First off, I want to acknowledge how interesting it is that you received my contact info from a friend I haven’t connected with since high school. Clearly, privacy isn’t a concern on social media, right? Thanks for the upbeat message!
And when I didn’t respond, I appreciate your follow-ups – three more, to be exact! Your persistence finally got to me, and I found myself replying, though I probably shouldn’t have. I must commend your friendly approach, especially given that we’ve never met. I figured I might as well reward your tenacity since you seemed so eager to engage.
You started with casual chit-chat, which was a clever tactic. I genuinely enjoy small talk, and I was completely oblivious to your underlying agenda— a sales pitch! You framed it perfectly, leading into your question about whether I wanted to feel healthier, shed some pounds, and improve my overall well-being.
When I declined your offer, it seemed to throw you off a bit. I should probably apologize for that; it was inconsiderate of me. You put in the effort to look at my photos and make judgments, and here I am, uninterested in your unsolicited insights. To make it worse, I’m not even thin! I should be ashamed of being content with my body. It’s worth noting that nearly half of American women wear size 14 or larger, which means there’s a vast market for you to target with your “health” claims, regardless of their actual well-being.
I’m grateful for your willingness to offer me products that haven’t been vetted by the FDA, all based on advice from someone without medical credentials. Oh, my bad— I forgot you read all the promotional material and attended a webinar! Your assurance that someone on your team has nursing experience really makes me feel better.
You then proposed that I try a product for free, asking only that I share a pre-written post on social media. While I wasn’t interested in your products, I did see an opportunity for my long-desired influencer career. I shared my rates with you— and I was definitely being generous— only to have you take offense. You explained your situation as a small business owner. Didn’t I want to support a fellow female entrepreneur? #bossbabe!
You really had me there. To further emphasize my “mistake,” you raved about your own positive experiences with the products. I took a look at your recent social media posts and was astonished by your questionable photo choices, the repetitive nature of your content (seriously, Karen, ease up on the emojis!), and the clever strategy of hiding the product name to create intrigue.
Despite my continued disinterest, you pressed on, inviting me to join your team and sell products I had no intention of using. I was flattered you thought I’d excel at it, especially considering I lack sales experience and a substantial social media following. But when I raised concerns about the potential pyramid scheme nature of your business, you were quick to reassure me that it wasn’t at all. Your confidence really put my worries to rest, especially with that pyramid-shaped commission structure.
Rest assured, your MLM isn’t one of the ones facing lawsuits, and you’re definitely not part of the vast majority who lose money. Those folks just need to try harder, right? Unlike you, Karen, who tirelessly posts and seeks leads, inadvertently alienating friends and family. You’re certainly putting in the effort— perhaps you just need to recruit more team members!
If this opportunity isn’t suitable for me, I see you have alternatives: makeup, leggings, wax warmers, children’s clothing, and more. A small investment in a starter kit could lead to miraculous returns— if only I work hard enough (which seems to be your sole measure of success). I might even find myself wealthy enough to quit my job. Sounds almost too good to be true!
So, I’ll stick with my decision and pass on this “amazing opportunity.”
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Summary
In summary, I appreciate your enthusiasm and persistence in reaching out about your MLM opportunity. However, I prefer to decline your offer. Instead, I encourage you to explore other resources regarding home insemination and fertility if that aligns more with your interests.
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