If I had just 10 hours to live, I would choose to spend them on a family road trip. During our last journey, time seemed to stretch endlessly. We traveled from Washington to Utah to visit my cousin. The kids squabbled over everything—from who claimed the coveted seat (a title that seemed to shift with each leg of the trip) to who finished the last of the chips, and even who had the most pungent gas (spoiler alert: it was definitely the two-year-old). One child was constantly too hot while another was perpetually cold, and someone always seemed to need a bathroom break. I was mere moments away from abandoning the van on the roadside and disappearing into the wilderness.
What compels us to put ourselves through this? Honestly, I’m not sure. Yet, every summer, we embark on these journeys. We traverse state lines—sometimes multiple ones. It often feels like minivans should come equipped with soundproof partitions so we could convert the front into a peaceful retreat while the back morphs into a chaotic arena. The survivors earn the privilege of splashing around in the hotel pool.
Clearly, I share your frustration with the family road trip dilemma. I’m running out of creative ways to make these obligatory journeys bearable. So, I turned to the wisdom of the internet. Here are some standout tips that might just save the day.
- “I handed each child a bag of quarters. Every time they whined or picked on a sibling, they had to pay me a quarter. If they behaved well, they could earn back some quarters by the end of the trip. They could spend their earnings on whatever they liked.” What a fantastic idea! I probably spend more on therapy after a road trip, so this could be a steal!
- “Depart in the early morning, like around 3 or 4 a.m. Kids often fall back asleep for hours, and the roads are clear. Alternatively, just drive through the night.” Many parents swear by this method, though the idea of losing more sleep sounds daunting. But if you can manage it, this might be a good strategy.
- “Have tablets and chargers ready, along with coloring books and sticker sets.” A tried-and-true technique for modern families!
- “Bribe them: For each rest stop where they act appropriately, they earn a bronze star. For behaving at meals, they get a silver star. If their good behavior outweighs the bad in the van, they receive a gold star. Hotel behavior also earns them gold stars.” The brilliance here lies in the illusion of earning rewards while subtly encouraging good behavior.
- “Audiobooks that everyone in the family can enjoy and discuss together work wonders. We’re currently listening to the Magic Treehouse series with my 2- and 4-year-olds and often pause to discuss how everyone feels about the story.” This could be an engaging option, and speaking of engagement, here are some great podcasts too. Just get everyone to agree on a title!
- “Use cookie sheets equipped with magnet toys.” Such a clever idea!
- “Toys and books from the dollar store are fantastic since I won’t mind if they get lost or damaged.” Thank goodness for the dollar section!
- “We play Lip-Sync Roulette. Turn the radio down and flip through stations. Whoever’s turn it is must lip-sync to the song that plays as if they’re on stage… it can keep everyone entertained for hours.” This could lead to some hilarious family memories!
- “Keep empty Gatorade bottles handy for quick bathroom breaks, as someone always needs to go right after leaving the restroom.” While this might be practical, let’s just say my son has the aim of a Stormtrooper, so it could be risky.
- “Buy each child a giant jawbreaker with colorful layers and make it a contest to see who can lick through it first. It can keep them quiet for hours.” Aside from sticky fingers and messy faces, this could definitely provide some peace and quiet (assuming they can handle it).
- “Unlimited screen time.” Enough said.
The truth is, there’s no foolproof way to avoid the discomfort of a road trip with kids, but hopefully, these tips will make your journey a tad more enjoyable. For more insights on family planning, including home insemination options, check out this excellent resource.
In summary, while family road trips can be chaotic, with the right strategies, they can become more manageable. From clever bribery to engaging activities, a little preparation can go a long way.
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