Hey there, fellow moms! Welcome to the other side of pregnancy. I can finally say I’m not expecting anymore—what a relief! Let’s just say that squeezing a watermelon through a tiny straw isn’t exactly a walk in the park. For those of us who are done expanding our families, it’s time to tie those tubes and snip those parts. No more pregnancies here!
I went four days past my due date, practically begging my doctor for an induction (I even brought my checkbook, just in case). Finally, my little one, Mia, made her grand entrance, much to the surprise of our family friend who had predicted I was having a boy. Spoiler alert: she wasn’t right.
While I quickly remembered the responsibilities that come with a newborn, one thing I had blissfully blocked out was the intense physical recovery after childbirth—an experience rarely discussed among new mothers. So let’s dive into the reality of your body post-labor.
You’ve welcomed your baby into the world, and you’re filled with love and joy. You’ve mastered swaddling techniques and perfected burping positions. You’ve found the most luxurious “organic, vegan, gluten-free” baby soap available. You’re ready for this new adventure, or so you thought.
What no one prepares you for is the moment your body realizes you’ve just pushed a human being out of your vagina. The epidural has worn off, and that magical glow is fading. Get ready to face the physical aftermath of birth—it’s not pretty, and honestly, it can be shocking.
Your Breasts
During pregnancy, your breasts will grow—if you’re more of an A-cup like I was, going up to a D-cup might seem like a fun surprise. Enjoy the change while it lasts because once your milk comes in, the reality hits hard. Engorgement Day is when your milk supply goes into overdrive. On one hand, this means you can feed your baby, but on the other, it feels like your breasts are filled with rocks.
If you’re breastfeeding, I can’t offer advice since I didn’t do it this time due to my past experiences, but many moms find resources like La Leche League Canada helpful. If you’re bottle-feeding, I recommend binding those breasts tightly and using ice packs. Trust me, you’ll want to avoid any heat that encourages more milk production. The pain subsides within about a week, but you’ll feel like you’ve been through the wringer in the meantime.
Your Vagina
Let’s talk about your vagina. She goes through a lot—monthly visits from Aunt Flo, paps, and now, the grand finale of childbirth. Post-delivery, she may feel like she’s been run over by a lawn mower. We often talk about contractions and pushing, but what about the aftermath? Five minutes after you’ve brought your baby into the world, your doctor might be stitching you up, and that experience is rarely discussed.
If you tear, expect stitches that feel like they’re pulling every time you move. Here’s a fun tip: take a rubber glove, fill it with ice, and keep it handy. It sounds odd, but that makeshift ice pack will save you. Also, use the squeeze bottle the hospital provides to spray warm water on your stitches—it’s a lifesaver.
Your Bum
Now let’s not forget about your backside. Sure, we focus on the vagina during childbirth, but your bum gets a surprise, too! Hemorrhoids can develop, especially if you’re already prone to them. The result? Sitting and pooping become some of the most dreaded activities post-birth.
Take note: start taking stool softeners days before your due date. The pushing and epidural can lead to constipation, which is the last thing you want to deal with after giving birth. Trust me; I learned the hard way during my first experience. It was awful, and I don’t wish that on anyone.
So, there you have it: the unfiltered truth about what your body goes through after childbirth. Your organs will feel battered, and you’ll be dealing with ice packs, bleeding, and various discomforts. But remember to be gentle with yourself. You just spent nine months creating life and then brought that life into the world. You are a warrior!
For more details on navigating pregnancy and home insemination, check out Make a Mom’s guide to artificial insemination kits and Make a Mom’s insights on home insemination. If you want to learn about IVF and its process, Parents has a great resource that might be useful.
Summary
Post-birth recovery can be challenging and often includes surprises like breast engorgement, vaginal stitches, and even hemorrhoids. By being prepared and knowing what to expect, you can navigate this difficult time with a little more ease. Remember to treat your body with kindness, as it has just accomplished an incredible feat.
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