Over the years, I’ve watched in disbelief as friends have promoted everything from overpriced nail art to fancy cleaning products, plush towels that cost more than my monthly streaming service, and prepackaged meals. I’ve turned down invites to makeup gatherings, jewelry showcases, and events where I’m obliged to purchase monogrammed tote bags for a small fortune.
I’ve seen it all and have tried to cheer on my friends when they insist that selling leggings will transform their lives—and mine, too. But let’s be honest; it’s time to put an end to this latest MLM trend: teeth.
Yes, now people are showcasing their imperfect teeth on social media to sell some top-secret whitening toothpaste, and it’s got to stop. No one wants to see your stained, crooked teeth, folks. And honestly, a little lip balm wouldn’t hurt if you’re going to take a close-up shot of those chapped lips. #PresentationMatters
It seems MLM madness has seeped into the world of dental care, and I can’t say I’m surprised. You could be mindlessly scrolling through your feed when suddenly, that girl you shared crayons with in kindergarten is posting a zoomed-in shot of her not-so-white smile, claiming, “My teeth are so bright! DM me to learn my secret!” Oh sure, Karen, I’ll definitely reach out. Clearly, that $2.27 tube of Crest I bought at Target isn’t cutting it. Why would I trust Colgate and AquaFresh with their FDA approvals and American Dental Association endorsements when I can risk my enamel with your miracle paste?
Seriously, everyone needs to take a step back and rethink these toothy advertisements. Not only can I almost smell the bad breath radiating from your Instagram picture, but let’s not overlook that these abrasive toothpastes can severely damage your enamel. How else would these products promise to make your teeth six shades whiter? Spoiler alert: it involves toxic chemicals and harsh abrasives.
A quick search reveals alarming warnings from dental professionals about these whitening products. Dr. Alex Monroe, a dentist, explored an MLM toothpaste brand and shared his findings in a YouTube video. He explains that these so-called “miracle” toothpastes often include silica—yep, the same stuff that makes up sand. Along with alumina, these ingredients act like sandpaper against your delicate enamel.
What’s worse? These abrasive formulas wear down your tooth enamel, making your teeth appear whiter by etching them, much like how etched glass looks. In the long run, you’re not just risking discoloration; you could permanently damage your enamel.
If your Facebook feed looks anything like mine, you’ll notice long-lost friends desperately trying to sell you everything from leggings to skincare. It’s like MLM companies have taken over the Internet. Whether through an annoying status update or a private message, your “friends” are eager for you to join them on their journey to platinum diamond status and a pink Cadillac.
It’s frustrating enough that so many women have bought into MLM schemes for beauty products and kitchen gadgets. When one of my acquaintances announced she’d taken a leap of faith (read: mortgaged her house) to sell wine out of her car trunk, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. Statistics show that 50% of MLM companies go under within a year, and a staggering 95% close up shop by the five-year mark. But, who cares about numbers when you’re climbing that LulaRoe ladder, right? I’ll just be here with my dentist-recommended toothpaste rolling my eyes.
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In summary, the rise of MLMs promoting teeth whitening products is not just annoying; it poses serious risks to dental health. As friends and acquaintances flash their smiles online, it’s essential to remember the potential harm these products could cause and to stick with trusted dental care.
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