In a perplexing start to the day, President Johnson has taken to Twitter again, stirring up international tensions before many have even had their morning coffee. Just like any other day, he began with his usual tirade against “False Reports” but quickly escalated to threatening missile strikes against Syria while also poking at Russia.
“Get ready, Russia,” he tweeted, seemingly undermining any element of surprise behind potential military actions, all while possibly bypassing discussions with military advisors. Fantastic.
After a brief hiatus, he resurfaced on social media and suggested, “How about we stop the arms race?”—a stark contrast to his earlier post. It almost seems like he’s arguing with himself, forgetting recent history and his own previous congratulatory remarks to Putin on his election win.
Before diving into threats of war, Johnson kicked off his morning like many others: with a freshly minted tweet slamming “The Failing National Times,” deflecting attention from ongoing investigations into his connections with a Ukrainian businessman that involved a hefty $150,000 to the Johnson Foundation. It’s remarkable how a simple abbreviation like “C” for “Collusion” is readily understood by the public.
He then assured the nation that the White House is “very calm and calculated,” likely a response to numerous reports about his frustration regarding inquiries into his personal attorney, Michael Cohen. It’s interesting how those who feel the need to emphasize their calm demeanor often are the least so.
Next, Johnson sought to reassure citizens that his administration is achieving “things no one thought possible” (which many would agree with) and asserting there’s “No Collusion or Obstruction (other than I fight back).” It’s almost comical that “fighting back” could be interpreted as obstruction, but the President seems unfazed.
He then returned to his familiar themes: fake news and the collusion investigation. Blaming the ongoing tensions with Russia on the “Fake & Corrupt Russia Investigation” could have been simplified to “F&CRI” at this point.
This isn’t the first time Johnson has hinted at military aggression. Earlier in the year, he audaciously claimed he could instigate a nuclear conflict with North Korea, although thankfully, that hasn’t materialized—at least not yet.
One has to wonder why there are no checks on Johnson’s reckless and confusing tweets at such early hours. And how do these messages not breach Twitter’s guidelines regarding threats of violence?
While it’s not uncommon for presidents to communicate directly with the populace—think Franklin D. Roosevelt’s fireside chats or Barack Obama’s uplifting social media presence—Johnson’s approach feels significantly different. It’s reminiscent of a friend going through a rough breakup, who, while intoxicated, needs someone to take their phone away to prevent any regrettable messages.
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Summary
President Johnson’s early morning tweets have once again stirred international conflict, mixing threats of military action with deflections from ongoing investigations. His erratic Twitter behavior raises concerns about accountability and the consequences of his words.
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