After spending twelve years in a conventional job, I compiled a list of exciting endeavors I’d pursue if I ever broke free from the 9-to-5 grind. The allure of vibrant hair and body piercings seemed to beckon me, perhaps due to their rebellious nature. When I finally exited the corporate scene in 2010, I jumped at the chance to cross items off my list without hesitation.
My First Goal: Mastering a Backspin
My first goal? Mastering a backspin and showing it off whenever I could. It wasn’t that my job explicitly forbade it; I simply never prioritized it. With three hours of uninterrupted nap time each day thanks to my kids, I found that I had the perfect opportunity to practice my moves. I even added a little flair from the ’80s to my routine, striking a pose afterward as if to say, “Guess who just nailed it?” Unfortunately, my backspin career ended abruptly when I accidentally took out a colleague at my husband’s work event. No one wants to be a liability, right?
Next on My List: Funky Highlights
Next on my list? Funky highlights. I experimented with pink, blue, and purple streaks, thinking they sent a message of defiance at the local PTO meetings—at least until the color faded. I even took up the banjo, because really, who knows when that skill might come in handy?
Embracing My Playful Spirit
In my playful spirit, I sometimes send silly videos to my husband, reminding him that he hit the jackpot with me. However, my most emotional moment recently was getting a nose ring. This decision took years to solidify. I’m not particularly fond of pain, and altering my face permanently felt daunting. Earlier attempts had failed spectacularly—like the time I drove away from a piercing shop after an enthusiastic man chased us, only to run over a possum right after.
But a couple of weeks ago, when a friend invited me to join her for a piercing, I knew it was time to take the plunge. We arrived at the shop in my minivan, embodying the classic midlife crisis. I went first, largely due to my tendency to faint at such moments, having learned this the hard way during my tattoo session. Thankfully, I survived without losing consciousness this time, although I may have let a few colorful words slip.
Adapting to My New Nose Ring
Adapting to my new nose ring has been an adventure. Just yesterday during spinning class, I forgot it was there and caused quite a scene when I inadvertently snagged it with my towel. The instructor thought my startled yelp was a motivational battle cry and cheered me on. It’s safe to say I won’t be returning to that class anytime soon.
What’s Next for Me?
So, what’s next for me? Everything! As I approach 42, I feel more aware than ever of how quickly life passes by. Every day, I’m committed to living fully and pursuing the things I’ve always wanted to do, even if they terrify me. I hope my children will remember me as someone who wasn’t afraid to take risks.
“Look at her,” I want them to say at my funeral. “She really embraced life.” And with a chuckle, they’ll add, “Yeah, she was brave—once she got over her fainting episodes.”
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In summary, I’m done waiting. Life is too short to hold back on what truly makes me happy, and I’m embracing every opportunity that comes my way.
Keyphrase: Embracing Bold Aspirations
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