During my time in nursing school, I took a child psychology class where we spent a brief yet unsettling 15 minutes discussing the phenomenon of imaginary friends. The instructor’s vivid descriptions of children engaging in lively conversations and play with these “friends” sent chills down my spine. My immediate reaction was, “This can’t be normal! Haven’t they seen horror movies like The Shining or Poltergeist? This screams for an exorcism!”
Recently, my imaginative, bright-eyed daughter, Lucy, who is almost 5, confided in me with a secretive whisper, cupping her hand as if sharing something momentous: “I have two friends… in my room.” It took every ounce of restraint not to bolt out of the house. I couldn’t help but think, we might need an exorcist on speed dial.
I once heard Stephen King remark that he has the mind of an 8-year-old — in a jar on his desk. The way he said it was eerily similar to how Lucy delivered her news about her “friends.” I cautiously asked, “Are they here now?”
“Yes,” she replied confidently.
“Can I see them?” I asked, somewhat hesitantly.
“No!” she insisted.
“Why not?”
“They don’t want you to know they’re here yet.”
My heart raced. After some careful questioning, I learned that these friends, thankfully, are nice and not asking her to commit any sinister acts. One looks like a balloon, and the other resembles a rainbow. I initially misheard her and thought she said, “One has a balloon,” which only added to my unease. They only visit at night, when her fan is on.
Ah, a plausible explanation! The fan must create playful shadows and flickering lights. A quick search online and a consultation with some psychological literature reassured me that this behavior is quite normal for her age. The American Psychological Association (APA) indicates that imaginary friends are a sign of creativity, so I should nurture Lucy’s imaginative world without expressing my own trepidation.
Armed with this knowledge, I managed to navigate the week without calling in the clergy. But then, just yesterday morning, I was jolted awake by the all-too-familiar technique of having a child’s face one inch from mine, whispering, “They want to meet you now.”
“What?! Who?!” I gasped, still reeling from sleep.
“My friends!” she replied, matter-of-factly.
“Right now?” I asked, my anxiety escalating.
“Yes,” she affirmed.
As we approached her room, I realized I needed to prepare myself. “Are they there now?” I asked.
“They should be,” she said, leaving me hanging.
“Are they in a good mood?”
“I think so.”
“You think so?!” My mind raced.
“Should I talk to them?”
“I dunno.”
This was going nowhere. Wondering if I was about to encounter some malevolent entity, I steeled myself and opened the door—only to be met with darkness. I squinted, searching for any lurking shadows. As I flicked on the light, Lucy screamed, “NO!!!!”
“What is it?” I exclaimed.
“The lights have to be off or they won’t come!”
Of course.
“And the door has to be shut too.”
Wonderful.
“Now sit on the floor… there.”
It felt like I was following instructions from some secret society, but this was my child, so I complied.
After what felt like an eternity, she announced, “They’re gone.”
“What? Did I do something wrong?”
“No, they just had to leave.”
And just like that, I was stood up by an imaginary balloon and rainbow at 6:15 AM. What has my life come to?
On the bright side, the APA notes that imaginary friends typically fade away after three years, at which point new ones might emerge. Just as I begin to get used to these two characters, I’ll likely have to prepare for a whole new cast of imaginary friends. For the love of all that is good.
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Summary:
This article explores the phenomenon of imaginary friends in children, illustrating the humorous and sometimes unsettling experiences of a mother dealing with her child’s newfound companions. While initially alarming, research shows that these imaginary friends are a sign of creativity and are quite normal for young children. The article also highlights the temporary nature of these friendships and reassures parents that they will eventually fade.
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