For reasons I still can’t fully explain, I’ve always had an air of approachability that attracts conversations. Picture this: I’m strolling through a store, and before I know it, I’m engaged in mundane chit-chat with a stranger. It’s usually not flirtatious—mostly older folks or women my age striking up a dialogue. Each time it happens, I find myself thinking, “What just transpired?” I often replay the moment, scrutinizing my behavior and my attempts at avoiding eye contact.
Through some intense self-reflection, I’ve pinpointed a few physical traits that might contribute to this perceived friendliness. I have a round face, perpetually rosy cheeks, and a soft midsection—maybe I give off a Mrs. Claus vibe. But the most telling feature? My resting smile. Even as I write this, I’m aware of that slight grin on my face, regardless of the chaos around me.
This characteristic has been a constant in my life. My partner, Jake, is a die-hard introvert who finds my spontaneous interactions quite exasperating. Our typical pastime of people-watching often turns awkward when those same people decide to engage in unsolicited conversation.
On the flip side, this “gift” has proven advantageous in my career as a nurse. A resting smile can project calmness and reassurance, even during frenetic moments when everything seems to be going haywire. I hope that when patients are in distress, a friendly face—even one belonging to a stranger—can provide some comfort.
Yet, I can’t help but feel a twinge of envy towards those who possess the elusive “Resting Bitch Face” (RBF). These individuals can navigate the grocery store without being approached by someone eager to discuss their preferred spaghetti sauce. There are days when I long for just a moment of solitude. My Midwestern roots make it challenging to extricate myself from unwanted conversations, no matter how much I crave silence.
Of course, there are far worse challenges to face. It’s not that I’m unfriendly; I simply find most people a tad annoying. I prefer to engage in social interactions that I initiate, but alas, it seems my face has other plans.
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In conclusion, while my friendly demeanor has its perks, there are moments when I wish for the shield that RBF provides.
Keyphrase: Resting Bitch Face Benefits
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