If you ever found yourself pondering, “Which hot sauce embodies the essence of the Golden Girls?” today is your fortunate day. A new collection of hot sauces inspired by our favorite quartet can now be found online, and you’ll want to grab them ASAP.
The company Always Fits, a women-owned business established in 2009, specializes in quirky home, office, and kitchen accessories—now they’re bringing the heat with hot sauces themed around beloved characters from the iconic show. If you aspire to “be a fierce, hot sauce-loving friend,” this is the perfect opportunity.
These zesty creations pay homage to Blanche Devereaux, Rose Nylund, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo. There’s a flavor for every mood: “Bea Spicy,” “Desert Rose,” “Sicilian Fire,” and (just in time for that special holiday) “Hot Slut.” While Bea Spicy and Desert Rose are your jalapeño options, the Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut are packed with habanero heat. “Caution: the heat level of Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut is classified as HOT.”
Each bottle is priced at $10, or you can indulge in a four-pack for $32, plus shipping. Even if hot sauce isn’t your jam, you likely know a few friends who would be thrilled to receive these as gifts, especially those who adore all things Golden Girls.
My friends and I often engage in animated discussions about our future “Golden Girling” adventures. We love debating which character each of us embodies—conversations that inevitably lead to laughter and playful denial.
Thanks to Always Fits, you can sample all the sauces, whether you’re feeling like Blanche one day or Sophia the next. And if you crave even more Golden Girls in your life (and who doesn’t?), check out their site for prayer candles featuring all four characters, a chic makeup bag, board games, and stylish umbrellas to brighten up those rainy days.
If I were to throw a gathering and invite everyone I know, you can bet the best gift would be from me—these delightful hot sauces, because I’ve just snagged a four-pack!
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Summary
The Always Fits company has introduced a fun line of hot sauces inspired by the Golden Girls, featuring flavors named after the show’s beloved characters. Each sauce caters to different heat preferences and is perfect for fans of the show or hot sauce enthusiasts. With options like Bea Spicy and Sicilian Fire, these sauces are a delightful way to celebrate friendship and nostalgia.
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