Wow, it feels like ages since we last caught up—was it ten years or more? It’s hard to believe we used to spend those carefree nights getting ready for adventures in college towns, right? I still chuckle thinking about that time we got stuck in the bathroom stall and had to crawl out while your ex’s new girlfriend watched. Ah, the memories!
So, how have you been?
Kids really do grow up fast, don’t they? We finally moved past those ridiculously expensive diapers this year. Now, if only we could tackle those student loans too, haha!
Your New Journey
Oh, you’re excited to share your new journey to financial freedom? You’ve found a company and product that you just can’t wait to discuss? Well, hold up a second!
While I appreciate your enthusiasm and am genuinely glad you reached out, I need to be upfront—I’m not interested in joining you on this MLM adventure. No amount of fancy leggings or miracle shakes will entice me to dive into the world of multi-level marketing. And as for those live oyster openings on Facebook? Not my cup of tea!
Let’s Connect
But don’t go just yet! It’s been too long since we’ve connected, and I’m not angry with you for bringing this up. In fact, it’s great to see you so passionate about something. I might have come off a bit harsh, but honestly? It’s not about you at all.
It’s all about the business model you’re involved with. I can’t support it, and frankly, it frustrates me to see someone I care about get caught up in it. I’d love to support you in a meaningful way, but I’d rather pay you to step back from this situation if I could.
The Reality of MLMs
I suspect you might have been swept away by the promise of success at some party or event—maybe someone used buzzwords like “finding your why” and “mompreneur”? It’s easy to get swept up in that excitement. But let’s be real: it’s often too good to be true.
The reality is that statistics show 99% of people who join MLMs end up losing money. I know you’re amazing and capable, but those odds are pretty dismal. Do you really want to bring your friends into something with such a low chance of success?
Parting Ways
If you’re determined, then I guess this is where we part ways for a little while. We have so many cherished memories, and if your business doesn’t pan out (which, statistically speaking, is likely), I hope you’ll reach out again soon. Your kids are adorable, and you’re an incredible person. I’d love to keep in touch—as long as it doesn’t involve me trying a three-pack of those skinny wraps for just $15.99!
Alternative Resources
By the way, if you’re interested in a different path regarding family planning, you might want to check out this article on couples’ fertility journeys. And if you’re looking for reliable resources on pregnancy and home insemination, the fertility center at Johns Hopkins is excellent.
In Summary
I cherish our friendship and hope we can maintain it without the MLM discussions. Your journey is important to me, but I can’t support the model you’re involved with. Let’s keep in touch!
Keyphrase: MLM friendship boundaries
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