Wake me up when this month is over.
For as long as we can remember, January has consistently stretched out to a full 31 days. Yet today, on the 29th, it feels like the entire internet has collectively decided that enough is enough.
What’s causing this shared sentiment? Perhaps it’s the reality that January is often the coldest and most dismal month of the year, devoid of holidays and filled only with the anticipation of more gloomy winter days ahead. Plus, let’s not forget the wonderful assortment of viruses that seem to pop up just in time for families to catch them.
People online seem particularly fixated on the fact that this January has five Mondays. It’s almost as if five Mondays in one month is just too much to handle—especially when that month is January, known for its dreariness. The festive spirit of Christmas has faded, our bank accounts are feeling lighter, and it certainly feels like this month is dragging on longer than it should. If we’re stuck with five of any weekday, why couldn’t it be Friday? At least that way we might snag an extra payday instead of another Monday.
Fortunately, this relentless series of bleak Mondays has brought us all together. Social media is buzzing with camaraderie over the fact that January simply refuses to come to a close this year. It’s like the Pennywise the Clown of months—just when you think it’s over, it pops back up again.
Welcome to 2018, where politics resemble an unending dumpster fire, the threat of nuclear conflict feels all too real, and every day seems like an endless loop of January and Monday. It’s like Groundhog Day, but without Bill Murray and with everything going south.
But don’t lose hope! There are only two (seemingly endless) days left in January, and thankfully, neither of them are Mondays. You’re welcome!
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In summary, the internet is currently experiencing a collective confusion over the seemingly never-ending month of January, characterized by its five Mondays. Despite the gloominess, there’s a glimmer of hope with just two days left, and a united online community sharing in the frustration.
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