The moment we’ve all been waiting for has arrived—no need for a drawn-out lead-up this time! If you’re on the hunt for novelty items shaped like private parts, the internet has you covered. It seems that was one of its primary purposes all along, especially when it comes to phallic goodies. From pasta to stress balls to even discreet slippers, the penis-shaped market is saturated, leaving us yawning. But fear not! One innovative woman is stepping up to change the game with vagina-shaped glitter.
Meet Amanda Bright, a self-proclaimed glitter enthusiast who never leaves home without a pouch of sparkles. (What for? Who knows, but yay glitter!) After tying the knot about six months ago, she found herself at her bachelorette party surrounded by an abundance of phalluses. “I thought, ‘Why are we powerful women celebrating dicks?’” she shares on her Clitter Kickstarter page. “That’s just ludicrous! We should be honoring VAGINAS!”
After realizing that vagina-themed products were scarce online—(yes, we know we’re mostly referring to vulvas, but roll with us)—Amanda birthed Clitter, a dazzling confetti that honors the sacred trio of femininity: vaginas, breasts, and ovaries. She points out in her Kickstarter video that we’ve celebrated penises in everything from weaponry to architecture for too long now, and it’s high time to shine a light on vaginas.
And it’s not just for bachelorette parties! According to Amanda, Clitter can be used in myriad ways: toss it in the air and let the lady parts rain down on you and your friends, or Clitter-bomb unsuspecting bros who look like they wouldn’t recognize a clit if their lives depended on it. Plus, it’s perfect for any birthday celebration because, as Amanda eloquently puts it, “we all came out of vaginas.”
Honestly, can we take a moment to appreciate this woman? Because I absolutely adore her.
With almost double its original Kickstarter goal of $3,000 already achieved, Clitter is making waves! For as little as $8, you can snag a bag of Clitter along with a sticker—what a steal!
But let’s not stop there. I want a vagina mug for my morning coffee, challah twisted into ovary shapes, and a “pussy pillow” to scream into when the news gets overwhelming. It’s about time we infuse a bit more vagina into our everyday lives. As Amanda says, “I want to celebrate vaginas, their power, their beauty, and their shape. Let’s go Clitter-bomb the patriarchy!” Clitter is scheduled to ship in April.
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In summary, Amanda Bright’s Clitter is paving the way for vagina-shaped celebrations, and it’s high time we embrace the beauty of femininity. With its playful nature and empowering message, Clitter is bound to add a splash of joy to any occasion.
Keyphrase: vagina-shaped confetti
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