Ah, the delightful chaos of puberty! Who can resist chuckling at the memories of those awkward years filled with unexpected bodily transformations and middle school identity crises? As a mother navigating midlife, I still recall the class that equipped my seventh-grade peers and me to face the monster known as puberty. Soon, my fifth-grade daughter will be watching a similar video, giggling and nodding along, only to face the whirlwind of change herself—there’s no turning back after that!
Unfortunately, there’s no class or video that prepares you for the swift, unexpected changes that midlife brings. I’ve been mentioning my “midlife crisis” for years, only to be met with the dismissive response, “Oh, you’re too young for that!” The more I hear this, the more frustrated I become. While I may not have hit the big 4-0 yet, I am undeniably wrestling with an identity crisis. Changes are happening, both physically and emotionally, and they seem to be accelerating. My midlife experience mirrors puberty in many ways—trust me, it’s as real as it gets. Although I don’t feel the urge to buy a flashy red sports car or undergo cosmetic surgery (though some might), I do feel like something has hijacked my body, robbing me of my once-reliable metabolism, smooth skin, and muscle tone.
Having spent most of my career in education, I’ve learned a thing or two about puberty. My former boss had a sign in her office that read, “Puberty is a Fact,” a reminder to both parents and educators that our middle schoolers were navigating some serious changes—confusing, bewildering, and often feeling as if their bodies were turning against them.
Well, guess what? I’m facing my own confusing and significant transformations, and my body is betraying me too! I’m sprouting hair in places that were previously hairless, my breasts are less perky, and my backside is jigglier than ever. My mother always insisted that you either have cellulite or you don’t; it’s not something that just appears with age. Well, Mom, you couldn’t be more mistaken! Just two years ago, my legs were smooth and muscular. Now? The dimples have arrived, multiplying like Gremlins after midnight.
A few years back, I woke up to discover a new “crease” on my face that I had never seen before. This line, about three inches long and to the left of my mouth, baffled me. I initially thought it was a temporary result of too much smiling or laughing, and I anxiously awaited its disappearance. Days passed, and when it stubbornly remained, I felt frustrated, anxious, and downright furious. It was then that the term “wrinkle” dawned on me. Was I really developing wrinkles already? It felt too soon. I wasn’t ready for this! Despite trying every anti-aging cream I could find, the crease became a permanent fixture—my first official wrinkle.
Like an adolescent battling the trials of puberty, I found myself questioning these unforeseen changes: Why is my body betraying me? How can I halt this process? Gradually, I came to understand that aging—much like puberty—is an unavoidable reality. I’ve stopped obsessing over wrinkles, grey hair, and cellulite. I remind myself that just as kids emerge from puberty a bit wiser and stronger, I, too, am gaining wisdom and resilience as I navigate my own life transitions.
As I approach 40, I’m learning to accept that my body is on its own journey. I strive to care for it and embrace my imperfections. Like those middle schoolers, I’m gaining strength, wisdom, and vitality. Every stretch mark, wrinkle, and grey hair tells a story. I’ve brought three vibrant children into the world and accomplished incredible feats throughout my adulthood. These 39 years have been filled with love, heartbreak, strength, and vulnerability—everything I’ve experienced has shaped who I am today.
While the physical changes can feel alarming, I’m often grateful to bid farewell to my younger self on the inside. I cherish who I am today, as that individual has been forged through years of effort and growth. My body hasn’t failed me yet.
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In Summary
Midlife can be as tumultuous as puberty, filled with unexpected changes and identity shifts. Embracing these transformations with acceptance allows for growth and wisdom, enriching our lives.
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