Have you ever pondered what it might be like to enjoy your morning coffee via an entirely different route? For those with such adventurous thoughts, lifestyle guru Grace Parson and her team at GOOP have just the thing for you: the at-home coffee enema kit known as the Implant O’Rama.
Last week, GOOP released their annual detox guide, and alongside the intriguing coffee enema, they offered a range of other quirky detox products. For example, you can treat yourself to an organic body oil for the price of $68. While they suggest using it solo or during your dry brushing routine, one can’t help but wonder—do we really brush our bodies now? Is that a trend I missed?
Additionally, there’s a $22 mascara on the list, though its detox benefits remain a mystery, and of course, a lavish $4,099 two-person sauna to round out the offerings. But let’s focus on the coffee enema—my own rear end involuntarily tightens at the thought.
The Implant O’Rama comes with a price tag of $135 and includes a glass bottle, a squeeze pump, and two silicone catheters that allow you to introduce the liquid with a bit of pressure, reaching higher parts of the colon. Yikes!
While colonics have been used for hydration and cleansing for years, the claims surrounding coffee enemas are quite bold. The Implant O’Rama website asserts that such enemas can alleviate depression, confusion, anxiety, and even severe pain. However, the National Institutes of Health warns that there is no solid evidence supporting the effectiveness of detox programs and that they can have serious side effects.
If you’re still curious about giving this a shot but are concerned about the whole idea of coffee in your backside, fear not! The product’s website even features a light-hearted coffee enema song, apparently designed to help you relax during the process. Yes, really.
It’s hard to believe GOOP isn’t just having a laugh at our expense, yet considering their track record, they likely mean every word. After all, this is the same brand that introduced us to a jade egg meant for vaginal insertion. Maybe it’s best to leave this one to the professionals—or perhaps skip it entirely. Alternatively, you might find it more prudent to just set your cash on fire; at least you’d get a warm glow out of it.
For those interested in exploring more about home insemination, check out our other blog post on home insemination kits. If you’re on a fertility journey, Couples Fertility Journey is a great resource, too. For more detailed information about pregnancy, you can visit the Mayo Clinic’s IVF resource.
In summary, while the idea of a coffee enema may seem bizarre, it is presented as a serious health trend by GOOP. With a hefty price tag attached, it raises eyebrows and questions about its actual benefits versus the risks involved.
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