Baby, it’s (really, really cold) outside!
If you’ve been anywhere in the U.S. lately, you’ve felt the chill. But brace yourselves because it’s about to get even frostier, so don’t stow away those hats, scarves, gloves, boots, down jackets, long underwear, wool socks, earmuffs, and maybe even an extra pair of gloves just yet. A bomb cyclone is on its way!
Meteorologists are warning that this bomb cyclone – a term for a storm that intensifies rapidly with a central pressure drop of 24 millibars or more in a day – is set to impact the East Coast later this week. If “bomb cyclone” sounds too daunting, it’s also known as a “nor’easter” or “mid-latitude cyclone,” as per BuzzFeed News. Oh great, that’s comforting.
Luckily, the internet has a sense of humor; even the Washington Post is cracking jokes amid the impending doom.
Essentially, a massive storm is brewing off the coast of Florida, leading to plummeting temperatures and snow in areas like Tallahassee. This icy system will travel up the coast and by Thursday, it could resemble a “winter hurricane,” bringing wind, ice, and heavy snowfall to much of New England. However, it’s the bitter cold that’s causing significant concern.
And if you’re not laughing, you might as well cry, so it’s a good thing people are keeping their spirits up.
While the most severe conditions will occur far out in the ocean, this weather event “has the potential to make 2018 one of the harshest winters in the U.S. yet, and it’s only the first week of January,” according to TIME. Cities like Boston could see temperatures plummet to levels not experienced in over a century. Fantastic.
The storm has been dubbed “Winter Storm Grayson,” which sounds much less intimidating than it actually is, as it’s expected to bring blizzard conditions, flooding, school closures, and possible power outages along the East Coast. Residents are already stocking up on essentials like food and water (and maybe a bottle of tequila) in case the forecasts hold true. Enough already, Grayson!
“Our primary concern is the potential for damaging wind gusts, especially near the southeast New England coast,” the Weather Service tweeted. “Power outages followed by arctic air Friday and Saturday are significant concerns!”
It’s clear this is not a storm to take lightly. Sounds like a perfect time to cozy up indoors, binge-watch some Netflix, and enjoy even more family bonding time together (don’t forget the tequila!).
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In summary, as we step into 2018, prepare for an intense winter storm dubbed “Winter Storm Grayson,” bringing dangerously cold temperatures and significant snowfall to the East Coast. Stock up on supplies, stay indoors, and enjoy some quality family time while keeping your sense of humor intact!
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