By: Jamie Collins
Date: Dec. 8, 2017
I absolutely dread the experience of eating a cold dinner—unless it’s meant to be chilled, of course. But who enjoys lukewarm pasta, cold chicken, or the dreaded cold pizza? After the effort of preparing a meal, it’s disheartening to sit down to a tepid plate while our child—who contributed zero to the culinary endeavor—enjoys a hot meal. Sound familiar?
So, here’s a revelation for parents: why not serve ourselves first? I’m not advocating for cooking separate dinners; I’m simply suggesting that we take the time to dish up our own plates before the kids. This way, we can savor a warm meal without the distractions of pouring juice or retrieving the fork that has been dropped for the umpteenth time. Trust me, the kids won’t mind; they’ll find something to whine about regardless. It’s time to prioritize ourselves, parents!
Picture this: you finally get to make that mouthwatering dinner you’ve been dreaming about for weeks. Imagine actually tasting it, free from commentary about how “yucky” it is from the little one at the table. Sounds blissful, doesn’t it?
If you’re anything like me, you’re probably not interested in munching on the same food as your kid (dinosaur chicken nuggets? No, thank you!). By serving yourself first, you can enjoy a meal that you truly want—without having to share. We often find ourselves gobbling down those dinosaur-shaped nuggets simply because we prepared extra and are too hungry to care. Or if you’re dealing with a picky eater who only consumes five different foods, you’re not stuck with the same bland options every night.
Let’s face it: there are only so many ways to dress up powdered orange cheese before you reach your limit. Sometimes, grown-ups crave meals that are not better suited for drowning in ketchup or barbecue sauce.
Consider how wonderful it could be to eat dinner without being ravenous. By feeding yourself first, you can stave off that intense hunger and avoid devouring your meal like a child trying to sneak cookies before being caught. I can’t be the only one guilty of overeating due to sheer hunger, right?
After waiting for the little one to settle and eat, I often find myself inhaling my food in sheer relief, only to regret it moments later. I’ll tell myself that it must have tasted delightful when it was still steaming, not just lukewarm and slightly congealed. By the time I reheat my food, my child is usually done eating anyway.
Wouldn’t it be lovely to actually sit down and enjoy your meal? While it may not be a peaceful affair, you might manage to distract the kids long enough to enjoy more than two bites before you have to leap up for something. Just imagine finishing your entire meal in a reasonable amount of time; that would be quite the achievement!
This whole concept of parents eating first is genius. It gives us a few fleeting moments to feel like humans, rather than the exhausted beings who spend the entire day wiping noses, washing clothes, and cleaning up. If only for a few minutes, we can enjoy dinner like civilized adults instead of ravenous animals. We look forward to the day when our kids can serve themselves and pour their own juice!
We dedicate countless hours to putting our children’s needs first. It’s about time we reclaim a little time each day for ourselves. Prioritizing our own needs isn’t selfish; it simply acknowledges that we’re human.
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In summary, prioritizing our own meals allows us to experience the satisfaction of enjoying dinner without the chaos that often surrounds family mealtime. It’s a simple yet profound shift that can enhance our dining experience while still caring for our children.
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