With only a few weeks left until the holiday season, it’s the perfect time to peruse some out-of-this-world Star Wars-themed adult toys for that special someone. After all, what better way to spread holiday cheer than with a Space Station Ball Gag?
Brisbane-based Geeky Sex Toys has launched a unique collection featuring a variety of playful items, including vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and even a six-piece bondage kit — all inspired by our beloved Star Wars characters. Ever wondered what secrets lie beneath Yoda’s robe? It appears he’s hiding a green, wrinkly, circumcised member. But let’s not judge him by his size!
Vibrators Inspired by Iconic Characters
For those who prefer vibrators, the collection offers options modeled after iconic figures like Darth Vader, R2-D2, and the classic Stormtrooper. Each vibrator has three speeds, allowing you to explore your galaxy at your own pace. Plus, they feature removable heads for easy cleaning — because maintaining cleanliness in a galaxy far, far away is important.
Adventure Awaits with the Space Station Ball Gag
And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, the Space Station ball gag is sure to satisfy your inner rebel. For even more excitement, consider their six-piece bondage set, which includes the aforementioned ball gag, a flogger, adjustable cuffs for wrists and ankles, a collar with lead, and a masquerade mask. According to the site, when a little Force choking just won’t do, it’s time to embrace the power of the Dark Side.
LED Lightsaber Dildos
Additionally, there’s an array of LED lightsaber dildos. A word of caution for parents: these might need to be stashed away, lest your kids start using them for lightsaber battles instead of their intended purpose! Conveniently, they come with batteries included, lighting up your darker desires.
The C-3PO Anal Plug
Last but not least, say hello to the C-3PO anal plug. This shiny piece is described as the “perfect anal companion,” featuring the face of our favorite protocol droid. It’s an interesting addition to anyone’s collection.
For those outside Australia, be sure to place your orders by December 11th to ensure they arrive in time for the festivities. This holiday season, your stocking stuffer game will be out of this world!
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In summary, the galaxy of adult toys inspired by Star Wars has expanded, offering a playful twist to your intimate moments this holiday season. From vibrators to bondage kits, these themed products are sure to bring a smile to anyone on your gift list.
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