What better way to indulge our cash than on shoes for infants that they’ll outgrow in a hot minute? If you’re a fan of both babies and fancy footwear, you’re in luck! A collaboration between the notoriously extravagant lifestyle brand GOOP and French designer Christian Louboutin has resulted in a pair of $250 shoes for little ones.
Louboutin, renowned for his premium heels adorned with signature red soles, has turned his attention to the tiniest fashionistas with his first-ever line for kids, dubbed the “Loubibabys.” According to Glamour, these limited-edition Mary Janes come in three chic colors—gold, blue, and pink—ensuring your baby’s outfit remains on point from head to toe. Sure, they carry a $250 price tag, but isn’t your little one worth it? Considering adult Louboutin shoes can range from $600 to $1500, this miniature version is practically a bargain.
And where better to sell these high-end baby shoes than on GOOP, the brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow? Known for its extravagant gift guide that features everything from jade eggs to a $3000 leather bicycle, GOOP likely thinks these shoes are a steal. The fancy footwear will hit the virtual shelves on November 16, and while you might need to shell out an additional $15-20 for expedited shipping ahead of Thanksgiving, what’s a little extra cash in the grand scheme of things?
While you’re at it, don’t forget to grab some of GOOP’s Chill Child Calming Mist, which is said to be infused with rosewater and Reiki crystals. Just remember, this isn’t a magical spray that will turn your wild child into a tranquil angel—avoid aiming for their eyes, or you might just trigger a tantrum instead.
Of course, there are plenty of other ways to spend that $250—like stocking up on groceries for a family of four for two weeks, or even treating yourself to a peaceful weekend away from the noise. But what do we know?
Don’t have a little girl who can sport these posh kicks? Not to fret! You can always invest in GOOP’s Sex Dust, which claims to “ignite and excite sexy energy” in the bedroom. For $38, it might just help you welcome those tiny feet into the world in nine short months.
While we can’t deny that the Loubibabys are adorable, we can’t help but wonder if they could come with a complimentary babysitter.
In summary, GOOP’s foray into baby fashion with the Loubibabys continues its trend of extravagant and often impractical offerings. As prices for children’s items soar, one can’t help but question the necessity versus the whimsy of such purchases.
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